Vanilla Mudpie

Requires: A Partner
Step One: Ejaculate in a cup
Step Two: Drink your ejaculate
Step Three: Make sure your partner is prepared with their mouth open
Step Four: Shit into your partners mouth. The shit should be filled with your cum making it a vanilla Mudpie.

Guy1:Bro after you left last night my moms breath smelt like shit
Guy2: Yeah bro I totally gave her the vanilla Mudpie

by Edge lord December 13, 2016

Virginia Mudpie

A very big slice of yummy goodness that they only have at Red Robin (yum!) It is so big that it is served with 4 spoons and has more chocolate and whip cream then one person can handle

Or

The act of placing this yummy awesomeness all over one's partner and yelling "Welcome to Virginia" at the top of your lungs

That mudpie was amazing!

Or

Man! I gave her a Virginia Mudpie last night then she ate it! It was hot!

by sexisthelife August 22, 2011

Milwaukee mudpie

A surprise crapping of the pants. Usually diarrhea based, resulting from too much booze, fried foods, sweets, and cigarettes. In any combination and quantity. Onset by laughter, shock.., or compulsive swearing.

Last night was crazy! I got drunk and stuffed, and John opened his funny-ass mouth. I laughed so hard I Milwaukee mudpied myself. That's why I'm wearing ladies yoga pants.

by half dog January 6, 2013

missisipi mudpie

When a man shits inside a womans mouth and then receives oral sex

Oh wow,jenny gave me a great missisipi mudpie yesterday!

by Cuntbag29 March 4, 2017

american mudpie

when a couple is performing anal sex and the female defecates on the males penis. afterword the woman performs oral sex on the males shit covered DICK.

you know mary, we did an american mudpie. it was wierd but satisfying at the same time

by schmalek513 November 9, 2011

Alabama Mudpie

The act of shitting in a tinfoil pie container and then ejaculating on top of it, then you preferably get your mother, sister or cousin to share it.

"ay michael I gave mom a alabama mudpie."
"Really, you should make me one sometime soon."

by TableCruncher June 9, 2020

memphis mudpie

When having anal intercourse with a realitive, and ejaculating inside. Then having that person shitting it out, "making a creamy mudpie"

i was at the family reunion last week. Gave my cousin the a nasty Memphis mudpie.

by batman0069 February 7, 2019