Indian Mothers

Over bearing matriarchial figures who want you to be desperately unhappy in your life because you won't be able to live it the way YOU want- no, everything in your life has to please THEM.

Melodramatic, melancholy and depressing (if not depressed themselves 95% likely) Indian mothers push their children too hard and want you to be either:
1. A doctor
2. An engineer
3. A lawyer
4. A dentist
Hysterical when accused of a fault, stubborn and demanding, they will make you do all the chores and then criticise you and tear you personality to shreds...so that you won't HAVE a personality. They want to grind you down into a conforming indian guy/girl to carry on the stupid traditions and culture that have been running for 9482429 years. People get with the program!
Highly critical and suspicious, if you have ever smoked, taken drugs or had sex, they will find out.... somehow and if you ever dare to date anyone from outside your race.. GOOD LUCK you'll need it!

They will kick you out of the house or cut you off if you don't follow their plans for you. Great at manipulating and using emotional blackmail.

they're such indian mothers...they don't let their kids go out and they make them study all the time, even at night.

by BritChick30 November 3, 2010

mothers against hard rock

A stupid group of idiotic weirdos who randomly decided they didn't like My Chemical Romance and The Used and decided to try to ban them, while they don't go after the REALLY bad shit like that dumbass song 'Sexy Back' which is like way more...retarded than anything by MCR and/or The Used. They're trying to take away the freedom of speech, even though the U.S. government already did, thanks to Bush. Why they don't target the really bad crap, the world may never know.

Idiotic Weirdo1: Hey I'm bored let's go try to ban rock bands!
Idiotic Weirdo2: Good idea let's call ourselves Mothers Against Hard Rock!!!

by person thing December 29, 2006

mothersticker

A greeting for your buddies who work in retail or fast food stores, Best used when more than one is present so the laugh can be appreciated.

added prop is having ones hand in their jacket pocket, finger extended so it looks like a concealed gun.

AWWright you motherstickers..this is a fuckup!

by budgieramone January 15, 2004

Mothet

A slang term used by elderly women for a lady moth

"The moths and mothets are really attracted to that light"
"You all look like your mothet"

by My mum is a lizard May 6, 2018

unfit mothers

Someone who cannot take care of a freaking kid and neglects/abuses the poor thing.

There were women who I met that didn't take care of their kids' dirty diapers for hours, they must be unfit mothers.

by Punkchick9 October 6, 2015

ya mothers lips

something you say to offend someone when they ask whats this. or to say something about there mother too piss them off

Ayden: hey whats this?

Logan: ya mothers lips
Ayden: *offended*

by thejewboi April 5, 2022

I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore

the end of the world's funniest joke as said my Sean Connery (played by Darrel Hammond) in a Saturday Night Live Celbrity Jeoprady Sketch (Alex Trabeck Played by Will Ferrel)

Sean:Whats the Difference and a Mallord with a cold?

Alex: what

Sean: One's a sick duck, I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore.

by tessa{!!!!!} January 4, 2009