Portmanteau of "mother" and "emergency".
An occurence in which a mother calls upon her child (or children) for a seemingly unimportant task or advice for something that is common knowledge amoug most people during a time in which said child is actually in the middle of something vitally importance.
An occurence in which a mother calls upon her child (or children) for a seemingly unimportant task or advice for something that is common knowledge amoug most people during a time in which said child is actually in the middle of something vitally importance.
*ring ring*
Child: Hello? Mom?
Mother: Hi sweetie, which remote do I use to get Netflix?
Child: Um, which TV are you watching?
Mother: The big one.
Child: Mom, both TV's are big. Are you using the Plasma or OLED?
Mom: What?
Child: I'm at work right now. Can this wait until I come over tonight?
Mom: Well, my friend called, you know Marcie, her son's going to medical school? Anyway, she said that there was an episode of the Great British Baking Show with a recipe for Danish Almond Delights that I should try making. I was thinking of making them for the upcoming bake sale at the church and...
Child: Not another mothermergency!!*bangs head on desk*
Child: Hello? Mom?
Mother: Hi sweetie, which remote do I use to get Netflix?
Child: Um, which TV are you watching?
Mother: The big one.
Child: Mom, both TV's are big. Are you using the Plasma or OLED?
Mom: What?
Child: I'm at work right now. Can this wait until I come over tonight?
Mom: Well, my friend called, you know Marcie, her son's going to medical school? Anyway, she said that there was an episode of the Great British Baking Show with a recipe for Danish Almond Delights that I should try making. I was thinking of making them for the upcoming bake sale at the church and...
Child: Not another mothermergency!!*bangs head on desk*
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a close (if not uglier) cousin to the infamous blocker, but this term takes on a more female flavour.
a typical activity that best defines the Motherhen is analysing text messages you send to your object of affection...scours over every little detail to poke holes through your game. sometimes the male is unaware he is actually texting to an entire panel of judges, picking away at every trivial detail to make him look like a stalker.
the motherhen is therefore quick to label a potential suitor a stalker, even if his intentions are romantic and pure. this in turn sways the pursued lady to side with her 'all-knowing' friend(s); a kind of sisterhood code that is given priority.
one weapon to combat this affliction is to subtely drop compliments to the Motherhen. the Motherhen will think your nice, and this verdict will help ease your way onto the path of securing your lady. be careful, there is a tendency for this to backfire. this tactic is known as 'swooning without pooning'.
alternatively, you may need an experienced Wingman to talk positively about you in the third-person. the Wingman must employ his tactics without raising the suspicions that he is overtly being a Wingman. this is known as the 'Wingman Dilemma'.
Ultimately, the best course of action is prevention rather than treatment. try not to get offside with any of her friends in the early stages of swooning.
Yet if all else fails, put a bullet on the Motherhen's letterbox.
a typical activity that best defines the Motherhen is analysing text messages you send to your object of affection...scours over every little detail to poke holes through your game. sometimes the male is unaware he is actually texting to an entire panel of judges, picking away at every trivial detail to make him look like a stalker.
the motherhen is therefore quick to label a potential suitor a stalker, even if his intentions are romantic and pure. this in turn sways the pursued lady to side with her 'all-knowing' friend(s); a kind of sisterhood code that is given priority.
one weapon to combat this affliction is to subtely drop compliments to the Motherhen. the Motherhen will think your nice, and this verdict will help ease your way onto the path of securing your lady. be careful, there is a tendency for this to backfire. this tactic is known as 'swooning without pooning'.
alternatively, you may need an experienced Wingman to talk positively about you in the third-person. the Wingman must employ his tactics without raising the suspicions that he is overtly being a Wingman. this is known as the 'Wingman Dilemma'.
Ultimately, the best course of action is prevention rather than treatment. try not to get offside with any of her friends in the early stages of swooning.
Yet if all else fails, put a bullet on the Motherhen's letterbox.
Suitor to Pursued Lady via SMS: "Hey, I would really love to meet up with you this weekend. Had a great time with you on our date! Hope all's well."
Motherhen reading the SMS: "What a fucking stalker, my god he used love in the sentence. must be really desperate. seriously, avoid this guy."
Suitor lying in bed at night: "Wow i must be a terrible person."
Motherhen reading the SMS: "What a fucking stalker, my god he used love in the sentence. must be really desperate. seriously, avoid this guy."
Suitor lying in bed at night: "Wow i must be a terrible person."
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Used by Steve Marriott of Humble Pie as an introduction on the King Biscuit Flower Hour Bootleg in the song "C'mon Everybody"
"We came to Frisco to play some fat fat motherbitchin Rock n Roll"
Motherbitchin is stronger then Motherfuckin ! -> its the best Rock n Roll
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Motherbitchin is stronger then Motherfuckin ! -> its the best Rock n Roll
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The club was established after the merging of two teams glencairn and alpha.
Both teams were formed from company's who worked in the steel industry.
this formation took place in 1886
motherwell is a family club and does well to stay away from the sectarian bigotry that is displayed by our leagues better know sides rangers and celtic.
The club was established after the merging of two teams glencairn and alpha.
Both teams were formed from company's who worked in the steel industry.
this formation took place in 1886
motherwell is a family club and does well to stay away from the sectarian bigotry that is displayed by our leagues better know sides rangers and celtic.
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