by D November 23, 2003
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Hey Bobbi Jo, I have such a hard time getting Dick up for church on Sunday, any suggestions that work for you with your hubby? Well you could just try the ol' Top O' da Mornin' on him.
by thechachitaco March 26, 2022
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by D November 23, 2003
Get the somebody fell out of da ugly tree dis mornin mug.Could be used as a hangover term or just plain energy deprived...to wake up stiff and about to ask your friend to call in dead for you at your work...
well rigor morning john did you get a chance to do every drug known to man last week and forget to sleep the whole time cus you cant overcome that rigor mornin setting in on you this mornin ...
by 8lb 3oz baby jorge June 30, 2010
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jacksepticeye: Top of the mornin' to ya, laddies! My name is jacksepticeye and today we'll be watching furry hentai
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by Hunterry April 22, 2022
Get the top of the mornin' to ya, laddies mug.You and your bois like this song but don't wanna admit it yall frkn jam to this shi at night bro we know
Bro that song was fkn fire whats it called. Shi bro its 8 o clock in the morning. Bro wtf whats the song. Bro idek man all I know is Its 8 o clock in the mornin
by Imadechinglito August 9, 2021
Get the its 8 o clock in the mornin mug.The criminally underrated yet justifiably unwanted kid who at this point deserves his own GTA game based off him and his life. he’s kind of a big deal, pretty boy but dangerous nonetheless.
a troublemaking yet innocent E boy, junifer is an internet persona and unknown artist who’s gimmick consists of being unpredictable and causing destruction everywhere he goes as well as doing favors for desperate people in exchange for money/and or sex.
Junifer morningsnout is from England yet sounds Australian and the fact that he can speak many languages is merely one of his many talents. From shooting his gun all over chicago to destroying peoples lives, it seems there’s not likely to be an end to juniors reign but he is known under many other names as well and notable for being honorable on his word if one holds him to it, he’s evil yet he’s good at the same time.
he’s everything yet none of it at the same time, a jack of all trades who’s life motto is a “pursuit of pleasure” need I say more?
Junifer Morningsnout is a child who dares you to attack him as he’s a sadistic predator of pure malevolent masochism and rage.
Junifer Morningsnout © “defined”
a troublemaking yet innocent E boy, junifer is an internet persona and unknown artist who’s gimmick consists of being unpredictable and causing destruction everywhere he goes as well as doing favors for desperate people in exchange for money/and or sex.
Junifer morningsnout is from England yet sounds Australian and the fact that he can speak many languages is merely one of his many talents. From shooting his gun all over chicago to destroying peoples lives, it seems there’s not likely to be an end to juniors reign but he is known under many other names as well and notable for being honorable on his word if one holds him to it, he’s evil yet he’s good at the same time.
he’s everything yet none of it at the same time, a jack of all trades who’s life motto is a “pursuit of pleasure” need I say more?
Junifer Morningsnout is a child who dares you to attack him as he’s a sadistic predator of pure malevolent masochism and rage.
Junifer Morningsnout © “defined”
Guy 1; I hate junifer morningsnout
Girl 1: omg your just jealous lmao
Guy 1: uh no, he’s just a douchebag anyway
Girl 1: idgaf he’s SO HOTT!
Guy 1: ugh
____
Junifer Morningsnout doesn’t get caught unless he allows himself to be.
To live like J , one must juniorize like the morning snout, you can’t love Junifer if you don’t love animals
UPDATED
EXAMPLE:
Guy 1; I hate junifer morningsnout
Girl 1: omg your just jealous lmao
Guy 1: uh no, he’s just a douchebag anyway
Girl 1: idgaf he’s SO HOTT!
Guy 1: ugh
____
Junifer Morningsnout doesn’t get caught unless he allows himself to be.
To live like J , one must juniorize like the morning snout, you can’t love Junifer if you don’t love animals
___
Missy: junior you can’t leave
Junifer: I’m sorry, love, I must, without me there is no one to control all of wickedness in this world
Missy: ;:(
Junifer: hey, come here girl, *gives missy a necklace*
Missy: what’s this?
Junifer: I’ll be back for it, keep it safe
Missy: *falls head over heels for Junifer Morningsnout*
Junifer Morningsnout is a perfect example
(Of himself )
Girl 1: omg your just jealous lmao
Guy 1: uh no, he’s just a douchebag anyway
Girl 1: idgaf he’s SO HOTT!
Guy 1: ugh
____
Junifer Morningsnout doesn’t get caught unless he allows himself to be.
To live like J , one must juniorize like the morning snout, you can’t love Junifer if you don’t love animals
UPDATED
EXAMPLE:
Guy 1; I hate junifer morningsnout
Girl 1: omg your just jealous lmao
Guy 1: uh no, he’s just a douchebag anyway
Girl 1: idgaf he’s SO HOTT!
Guy 1: ugh
____
Junifer Morningsnout doesn’t get caught unless he allows himself to be.
To live like J , one must juniorize like the morning snout, you can’t love Junifer if you don’t love animals
___
Missy: junior you can’t leave
Junifer: I’m sorry, love, I must, without me there is no one to control all of wickedness in this world
Missy: ;:(
Junifer: hey, come here girl, *gives missy a necklace*
Missy: what’s this?
Junifer: I’ll be back for it, keep it safe
Missy: *falls head over heels for Junifer Morningsnout*
Junifer Morningsnout is a perfect example
(Of himself )
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