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Cooner Mortis

A dead racoon on the side of the highway in various states of rigor.
My god did you see all the cooner mortis on the road today?
by Sammysooser October 25, 2010
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S'moratio

The art of determining the correct amount of content when making S'mores.
The S'moratio in this S'more is way off.

My friend Rich is a S'moratio master.
by S'mores President June 5, 2014
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the real rick moranis

frederick allan moranis, this short guy was born on April 18, 1953. he is a canadian actor, comedian, musician, songwriter, writer and producer. he's always a NERD in films. you probably have seen him in some hollywood films he played in such as, Strange Brew (1983), Ghostbusters (1984) and Ghostbusters II (1989), Little Shop of Horrors (1986), Spaceballs (1987), Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989, and its 1992 and 1997 sequels), Parenthood (1989), My Blue Heaven (1990), and The Flintstones (1994).
the real rick moranis: I have forty-six cookbooks. I have sixty-eight takeout menus from four restaurants. I have one hundred and sixteen soy sauce packets. I have three hundred and eighty-two dishes, bowls, cups, saucers, mugs and glasses. I eat over the sink. I have five sinks, two with a view.
person: who are you again
by Flurriex February 21, 2022
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Beyond Mortis

Did you see Beyond Mortis last night? Yeah I got wasted at their show and got laid by some fine assed big titted slut.

Check out that band. Yeah they are Beyond Mortis, my ear pussies got fucking railed by their music.

Would you like any water sir, fuck no that shit is for toilets, cant you see we are Beyond Mortis.
by Nitrousbob August 23, 2011
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Rick Moranis

A funny person, actor, or nice guy. Other than CERTAIN PEOPLE'S inpressions of him, he is an awesome actor and cool guy. If you are called Rick Moranis, it is a good thing. If anyone calls Rick Moranis bad in any way, shun them.

Oh, and HE'S MY FAVORITE ACTOR!!!!!! *rasthberry*
"Wow! You're just like Rick Moranis!" (compliment)
by SCTV fan June 12, 2007
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moralistic

Someone who is overly concerned with conventional morals and will often kick up a fuss over nothing. Typically, the word is used to describe someone with a petty, mechanical and shallow sense of morality; characterized by dogma and conventionality rather than reason, with no regard for context or nuance.
Person A: Swearing is bad in any context and should be criminalized! Think of the children!
Person B: They're only words. I could think up far more more vulgar things using only plain dictionary words than the use of any of one swear word. It's a non-issue. You're just being moralistic.
by FollyAdvice January 17, 2018
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Mortis

Takes your silly useless soul and rips your friends and then says 'Mortis, bringer of doom' while if you get a Mortis he makes ongoals in Brawl Ball!
by Born on 20 april 1884 April 22, 2020
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