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mounturbater

Chelsea fans who make up every excuse to defend Mason Mount and think he's the second coming of Eden Hazard.
Don't care much about him slandering that Kovacic performance - he's just another mounturbater.
by Juan Cervantes February 26, 2021
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Mournsturbate

The act of masturbating in the bathroom at a funeral, while thinking about the deceased. She
She looked so good in her casket, I had no choice but mournsturbate.
by Gullvis December 18, 2025
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