mounturbater

Chelsea fans who make up every excuse to defend Mason Mount and think he's the second coming of Eden Hazard.

Don't care much about him slandering that Kovacic performance - he's just another mounturbater.

by Juan Cervantes February 26, 2021

Mournsturbate

The act of masturbating in the bathroom at a funeral, while thinking about the deceased. She

She looked so good in her casket, I had no choice but mournsturbate.

by Gullvis December 18, 2025