by glynhackett September 29, 2003
Get the Moomin mug.A mompetitor is a woman drawn into the competitive arena of motherhood by simply giving birth to her first child. Mompetitors have ready access to height, weight, age of potty training prowess, SAT scores, and other personal statistics of their children so that they can compare with other mompetitors at any time. See also mompetition.
The mompetitors took their seats at the Honor roll assembly, each quickly scanning the program to count the number of awards their child would be receiving in comparison to the others.
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by Dr.acula1990 March 19, 2010
Get the Momping mug.A childfree insult for a female breeder. Sometimes "Moomie," or "Moo" for short. So-called because such women drop offspring like cows do, seeming to have little other purpose in life, and sometimes conspicuously breastfeed them in public. They often also bovinely ignore them...unless you attempt to discourage their crotchfruit from screaming or otherwise misbehaving in public, in which case they will begin lowing like an angry cow whose calf has been threatened.
That stupid Moomy was letting her little bastard tear up the entire supermarket while she stood obliviously in the frozen foods aisle.
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