mooktard

A person whom is well beyond retarded.

Dood Zayne just ate his own cum for $20 bucks, that dood is a fucking mooktard.

by Rando6565 February 3, 2007

mookentooken

when random squirrels jump up and down in a parade to celebrate thanks giving mixed with quanzonikaistmas. (all the holidays into 1) the squirrels enjoy getting drunk and mate with purple goats. this only happens once every 1000 years.

a chinese man tried to mate with the squirrels and unfortunately was never seen again, all that was found was his glasses and a condom.

I got so drunk i had to celebrate mookentooken with my grandma, it was worse then cutting off my forskin and using it as floss. :S

by blofnwdfjwdgienwgoetjger January 3, 2011

Mooka Laka

A New England term of endearment given to a man cub, usually by a father or other close relative.

I hope you have a good basketball practice my Mooka Laka.

by RedRob64G March 26, 2019

Magnificent Majestic Melon Man Mookram

One of the greatest man alive.

Bobby Man Barry is superior to Magnificent Majestic Melon Man Mookram.

by Nizma March 22, 2021

Mookaz

Originating from north New Jersey. Sunglases also known as stunna shades and diva shades

Khia: "How she gonna have them fake Gucci Mookaz on?"
Shanika: "Them is Fucci's"

by Breutiful October 4, 2006

mookentooken

Special coin needed for cows to ride the subway.

Out of mookentookens, the herd ended up hitchhiking, with little success.

by Guernsy May 16, 2016

mooker

Slang for an Ecstasy pill

Yo son, I took 2 mookers before the club last night! I was trippin!

Ecstasy; E; X; XTC; Rolls; Beans; Adam

Slang for an Ecstasy pill

by piff man November 12, 2008