Moo

A rare and expensive drug found in Cambridge, Massachusetts, distributed by the being known only as Dr. PrepStone aka the Pterodactyl. It is basically ground up cow utter which, when smoked, releases all of the cow's hormones in addition to its remaining milk. It can cause anything from hallucination to seizures.
It was originally discovered by British Prime Minister Winston Churchill, who created it in an experiment alongside Bono's grandfather, Bono. Its full potential was not known until along came a Vietnamese doctor named Timbuk the Second, commonly written as Timbuk II. Warning: can cause induced menstrual cycle in male users.
I just smoked an entire bag of moo with my buddy and his belly button started bleeding. Then he vomited up his small intestine!
by Dr. PrepStone November 22, 2010
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Moos

A legendary creature that goes rawr in the night.
Dude, did you hear that moos in the middle of the night. It ate my dog!!!111one1one!1
by ghost kawaii March 10, 2008
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Mooing

The act of placing your face into your girlfriend's crotch, and then making a loud "mooing" noise into said crotch. The menuever will create and intense orgasm.
Boy: "Hey, babe.. If your good at dinner tonight.. I might get my moo on. ;) "
Girl: "Can we do it AT dinner!? I love mooing!"
by Horsecock_McGee December 24, 2010
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moo

Moo /mu/ vi. (Cowian) infinitive form of the verb “to moo”.

Note on pronunciation: Cowian is a tonal language containing over 35,000 known words, the vast majority of which are pronounced (approximately) “moo” mu.
Móo mòo môo möo. My mother (is) eating (the) flowers.

Moo möó moó möô. Good morning farmer Jones.

Möo môo moo. (Those) flowers are delicious.
by A. Cudmuncher August 07, 2010
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Moo

"Moo" means "I love you" in cow-speak.
-"Moo!"
-"Aww, me too!"
by LizzieMuffin June 24, 2011
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The MOO

The act of being naked in the heat of summer. Posed on your hands and knees with your ball sack hanging freely like a set of cow udders, facing the doorway. Once in position call your target in the room, as they enter the room look over your shoulder and moo at them.
The MOO is undeniable by the lady friend. She can’t resist some fresh milk.
by Things hooligans say June 11, 2020
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moos

The word for literally nothing. You can use it any time in your life.
,I was shopping today.' ,Moos'
,I'm pregnant.' ,Moos'
,Your grandfather died.' ,Moos'
,Hi!' ,Moos'
by 123_moos December 07, 2020
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