monkeyboner

monkeyboner is the kind of boner you get thats curved and shaped like a bannana

yo get dat monkeyboner out of mah pussy its to curved and hurts like a motherfucker

by jesusfuckersihatepussycauseimg January 6, 2010

monkeylove

To conduct love making in a manner that is wild, passionate, animalistic, and perhaps even humorous. Lovemaking as a primitive, resonant visceral experience.

(Mutual fulfillment seems to be a key component of monkeylove, versus a rape or mindless coitus in which only the guy gets anything out of it.)

Somewhat related to the idea in the Cool & The Gang song, "Jungle Boogy".

she came over and we made sweet, torrid monkeylove

by MNO September 2, 2004

monkeypod shit

cheap, hard to assemble, IKEA Furniture.
same as "Affordable Sweedish Crap", but much more fun to say!

my parents sure did bicker while assembling my room-load of monkeypod shit!!!

by Skuld April 12, 2007

monkeypoke

When you intentionally pick an internet fight with an outrageous claim to get a stuffed shirt into an argument. Then, after they lose their shit, you let them know they've been poked into dancing for the entertainment of others on the board.

"Barack Obama is history's greatest president." "Are you serious? Rush says he's gonna ruin America!" Monkeypoke, motherfucker!! Dance for me, bitch!

by Big Tony35 October 12, 2010

monkeyfoozle

An insulting or teasing word that is used in an affectionate manner.

Kid: Daddy's a monkeyfoozle!
Daddy: What?! No way, you're the monkeyfoozle!

by Komadori March 13, 2005

Monkeynosaurus

A cross between a monkey and a rhinoceros. Crazy like a monkey, stupid and unstable as a rhinoceros. Did you know its horn is made of compacted hair?

So far, there are only two in existence. THey are both homosexuals, so they cannot reproduce. That is why they are endangered.

Go away monkeynosaurus!

Stupid monkeynosaurus, go eat your own ****!

Go **** your monkeynosaurus friend, you monkeynosaurus!

by Monkeynosaurus Owner September 8, 2011

Donkeypox

Donkeypox is a viral infection spread through the online or real life contact with Shrek’s Donkey. Originally started in Mads Cord after the first man to be infected, Aaron, has been constantly spamming Donkey images online. Dr. Stella has figured out that this was not a joke and diagnosed him with the newly reformed Donkeypox 2022. Ever since, this virus has been spreading very fast and even infected the doctor as well. The symptoms may include but are not limited to: irrational thinking, haste decisions, irresponsive to the moderators, spams and edits of donkey pictures with or without the help of bots, unstoppable laughing, and maybe even death.

Aw man I think I just got Donkeypox.
I told you the vaccine was useless…

by Somebozoyoushouldnttrust August 31, 2022