MonkeyFuck

Using someones lit cigarette to light yours. Cigarette must be in person's mouth while lighting.

I can't find my lighter, Can I monkeyfuck you?

by KnapiLife December 17, 2011

Monkeyboard

A type of keyboard created by a musician in Atlanta, Georgia in 2001. There are only two currently in existence. it is a giant keyboard. Each key is 1x1 foot. Each key makes a certain sound, and if you get the right combination they will make various sounds. The keyboard got its name partly because when people use it they look like a monkey jumping around, and partly because it was made in Georgia by a black pianist

That guy just played the shit out of that monkeyboard!

by brassmonkeyd January 18, 2011

Monkeyboy8008

Professional fortnite and fall guys esports player who's been known to meet popular youtubers and streamers multiple times, including playing with dantdm

I'm gonna give all my money to monkeyboy8008

by RoadmanReginald July 29, 2021

monkeybonk

When you whack someone over the head with your penis

I’ll hit Kyle with a monkeybonk

by Jittabugz January 20, 2023

monkeyboy

A person who is content to be medicore

Monkeyboy sets his alarm-clock so he can be up in time for the morning gridlock. He wouldn't want to miss his dead-end 9-5 job and the 3 hours a day he spends in traffic.

by Dave1234 August 12, 2006

monkeybox

a computer or typewriter - inspired by the infinite monkey theory

Anyway, I guess I should get back on the monkeybox, boss needs this TPS report by 5.

by OwenP October 11, 2007

monkeyboy

Usually a person of low intelligence. possibly somebody who works in retail, more than likley works in the stockroom.

Right monkeyboy, I want this stockroom cleared by 12.00, Then you can make us all a nice cup of tea.

by Buggs July 22, 2003