Monkey Wrench

The person being 'wrenched,' as the kids like to call it, takes a big water jug (like the ones for water coolers) and shoves the mouth of the jug into his/her ass. Once the jug is inserted the person does a hand stand, letting the water flow freely into his ass. Often done as a practical joke. A hand stand is not nessisary in joke form, you may just tip it over and let the person enjoy!
-We 'monkey wrenched' Allan last night, he got really pissed off!

-Look at Osama, he's so drunk he's doing a 'monkey wrench' right on the table!
by Kaine1250377 September 08, 2006
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swedish monkey wrench

My fingers got cramped so I had to give her the ol Swedish Monkey Wrench
by L-Boogyyyy June 26, 2018
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Monkey Wrench with a twist

Where a girl pulls your junk between your legs and blows you from behind then sneezes.
Man i got a monkey wrench with a twist from her!
by icemann79 July 02, 2011
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Portuguese Monkey Wrench

When a woman gives a man a blowjob, and before the man ejaculates, she twists his member clockwise in a wrenching motion while he attempts to ejaculate.
I was hoping for a good time with that prostitute, but she ended up giving me a Portuguese monkey wrench.
by KongoJojo December 13, 2010
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Monkey Wrench Pussy

A Woman With A Tight Pussy That Can Contract her kagle Muscles On Command While Having Sex, And Not During Orgasms Which Is Continuous!!!!
1. Girl,!!!! I'm In Love Wit Dat Monkey Wrench Pussy Between Ya Legs

2. That Girl Got A Monkey Wrench Pussy On Her!!!!
by YungSavage8732 November 18, 2010
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slovokian monkey wrench

a combination of the geonoshan leg lock and the helsinki freedom punch
Hey Earnest, your aunt handled that slovokian monkey wrench like a real slugger!--- What a whore, that wasnt her first time! Come on Steve!
by brad and craig June 19, 2007
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monkey wrench

a sad lil fuka that goes unda the name Monkey_wrench on this site... your a loser dude hope u gt ur ass kikd by maoris to!!!
monkey wrench suckz ass
by Maori March 04, 2005
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