morping

When you take someone's keys and use them to steal their car

While Damien wasn't looking I morped his car and drove to Wendy's
My friend got drunk so I went morping in his car all over town

by Pooner123 August 27, 2009

mopping up

The process of completely cleaning up one's plate or bowl with bread after finishing a meal. Commonly associated with a Northern English roast dinner sopping in gravy, typically leaving a soup-like substance comprising of all elements of the roast.

Processes involve breaking parts off to wipe the plate, or immersing a whole slice in the pond of gravy to soak up before finishing it off with a knife a fork. One for the posh kids.

'Ere mum give me that plate - I'll do the mopping up, you have a lie down.

by Rich Lyons May 27, 2008

boner mopping

A guy getting fellatio. Needs a boner to happen. can be used in present tense: boner mopping, and past tense: boner mopped

Past tense: I got my boner mopped last night from some chick.
Present tense: You're really great at boner mopping.

by Marchaels April 2, 2008

trot mopping

When a girl is walking down the street and asks every guy to have sex with her aka trot mopping

Look there's that slut trot mopping down the street again.

by Spice Killa July 14, 2016

Dry Mopping

The act of taking ones dry ball hair and running it across a person’s face (not to be confused with tea bagging).

Greg got really hammered and passed out on the couch night so the dry mopping commenced.

by MarzRoidRage February 28, 2018

mopping

v. the sexual act of stimulating a penis by "mopping" it with a vagina. much rubbing and clitoral attention included, with little or no penetration.

That hooker last night was rubbing her clit with my cock and mopping my unit, her stanky juices were dripping onto my balls...

by finkleandeinhorn December 9, 2008

moping

the urge to do absolutely nothing. the ultimate laziness usually accompanied by a plain white tee, loafers, and sweats.

Man, me and my boy been moping all day.
This rain is making me want to mope all day.
Wow, we have successfully moped the day away.

by hodge6 January 12, 2012