moises your hands

to piss on your hands to prevent blisters. the name comes from the baseball player Moises Alou who said he did it

If Steve Bartman knew that Alou Moises his hands he would have gotten out of the way instead of trying to catch that ball.

After taking a long round of batting practice without batting gloves it is a good idea to moises your hands

by Papifolyfe93 July 3, 2009

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Moist Meter

A series where a popular Youtuber (Penguinz0/Cr1tikal/Charlie) gives reviews on movies, shows, and games. He is always very honest with his reviews and is never hesitant to fully hate on the movie/game/show if he does not like it. At the end of the video he rates how good it was anywhere from 0% to 100%.

"Have you watched that new horror movie that came out a few weeks ago?"
"No, I was going to until I watched Cr1tukal's Moist Meter on it."

by ItzSpark March 17, 2021

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Moises

Someone who can be over energetic at times, but doesn’t like to stand out. The want to make new friends but are usually too shy to speak, they tend to have dark secret(or past) but will keep themselves viewed as positive. Doesn’t care for their looks and though they don’t like attention they also don’t like to be alone. So if you see a Moises just try talking to them casually but try not to throw to many things at them.

Guy:wow that Moises is such loner what a loser
Girl:nah he’s pretty cool just try talkIn to him, he’s actually kind of fun to hang around with:)

by Kingderp180 March 15, 2018

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