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moises your hands

to piss on your hands to prevent blisters. the name comes from the baseball player Moises Alou who said he did it
If Steve Bartman knew that Alou Moises his hands he would have gotten out of the way instead of trying to catch that ball.

After taking a long round of batting practice without batting gloves it is a good idea to moises your hands
by Papifolyfe93 July 3, 2009
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Moist Meter

A series where a popular Youtuber (Penguinz0/Cr1tikal/Charlie) gives reviews on movies, shows, and games. He is always very honest with his reviews and is never hesitant to fully hate on the movie/game/show if he does not like it. At the end of the video he rates how good it was anywhere from 0% to 100%.
"Have you watched that new horror movie that came out a few weeks ago?"
"No, I was going to until I watched Cr1tukal's Moist Meter on it."
by ItzSpark March 17, 2021
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Moises

Someone who can be over energetic at times, but doesn’t like to stand out. The want to make new friends but are usually too shy to speak, they tend to have dark secret(or past) but will keep themselves viewed as positive. Doesn’t care for their looks and though they don’t like attention they also don’t like to be alone. So if you see a Moises just try talking to them casually but try not to throw to many things at them.
Guy:wow that Moises is such loner what a loser
Girl:nah he’s pretty cool just try talkIn to him, he’s actually kind of fun to hang around with:)
by Kingderp180 March 15, 2018
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moist uzi

When your vaginal region is so overwhelmed with a surplus of water in which bathing,swimming, or drinking is possible.
my moist uzi is overflowing with goodness
by Alex Lester December 4, 2017
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Moist seepage

The step after damp seepage but before wet seepage
Hey guys, I'm seeing MOIST SEEPAGE at the Electric Factory tonight, anyone want to join?
by Moistseepage February 8, 2019
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pulling a moish

when you randomly show up at an event/place that you were not invited to
guy1: dude moshe just rocked up at my house yesterday
guy2: fuck man he is always pulling a moish
by amanlakwani October 16, 2019
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mogus

Hey look at that mogus!”
by AlaskaMan997 May 15, 2021
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