Mockasaurus

An excessively small penis which was claimed to be, by the owner, a very large penis (or cockasaurus)

Don: Yo I got a cockasaurus.

Bennie: You bullspittin!

Don: Im serious, look!

Bennie: Nah man, thats a mockasaurus. (chuckle chuckle)

by SychoSurge January 13, 2009

Copperheaded Peanut Moccasin

An extremely hot shit taken after eating the spiciest of Kung Pow dishes at your local Chinese restaurant. Loaded with peanuts and leaves you feeling like you shit out a curling iron.

Hey Mr. Wong your Kung Pow Chicken always make me have to shit right away but I'm going to hold this one because I know it's a Copperheaded Peanut Moccasin.

by swanballs August 30, 2010

Knockin' Moccasins

Indian sex (feather indians, not dot).

Otherwise known as "going native".

Both participants should be drunk, obviously.

"On our camping trip Red Sitting Bull and Amanda spent the whole time knockin' moccasins in the tee pee."

"Hey Steve, why are you wearing a feather headdress and covered in dirt?" "Oh, Pocohontas and I had some firewater and were knockin' moccasins over behind the liquor store."

by M and B September 28, 2013

Cottonback Rattle Moccasin

A large, particularly ill tempered snake which resides within the state Texas, and parts of Louisiana. Although its existence has never been confirmed, many reports of vicious attacks have come in from drunken fishermen all over the state. They are said to have vivid color patterns and are accompanied by a peculiar odor. They are especially prone to attacking liberals.

What is that over there in the bushes? Holy shit! that's a cottonback rattle moccasin!! Get the hell away from it man, you're a registered democrat!

by texasmustang67 September 2, 2010

water moccasin

A far better name for a red bull and vodka, particularly if consumed in the morning as a bracer to steady yourself after an all nighter with your buddies.

"Dude, you stink like a brewery and look terrible" "No shit sherlock. Let's hit the Pulpit for some 2 for 1 water moccasin's so I can brace myself and get going again"

by All nighter all the time March 17, 2017

aggrivated cockasians

A band formed from Argenta, IL that is undeniably the greatest band of all time.

The Beatles and Stones may be great, but they're no Aggrivated Cockasians

by Swollmeier November 13, 2016

Cockasians

n. A group of people, predominantly Caucasians, with cocks up their asses. These people take it upon themselves to sanitize everything to make it appropriate for public consumption. Ironically, these people turned out to be the most ignorant bigoted racists you will ever encounter.

Thank the Cockasians for diversity training, censorship, and all other forms of pretentious bullshit found in American society today.

by Verges March 24, 2004