Obliviously

When something is so obvious it freaking confuses the person who didn't see it, making them oblivious.

"Hey did you know Clark Kent is really Superman?!"
"Yes, didn't you?"
"Obliviously not!"

by ModernByron June 25, 2015

Obliviousity

The state of not knowing what's going on around you, but probably smiling and nodding right along with everyone else anyway.

Spelled with a "u" because... I dunno, Greek or something.

He was so oblivious, he wasn't even aware of his own obliviousity. How did he get to be in charge, anyway?

by Are these real words now? May 4, 2016

mumblivious

adjective
not aware of or concerned about what is happening around one due to having a small child.

I could not pass no matter how loudly I yelled “EXCUSE ME”, a woman with a buggy completely mumblivious to the chaos she was causing on the pavement.

by Chippy De Chip July 24, 2018

As oblivious as Mubarak

The uncanny ability to not see what is happening right in front of your eyes.

Refers to Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak, whose people took to the streets in the hundreds of thousands, wanting his 30 year old reign to come to an end. And yet, he wouldn't leave.

She's as oblivious as Mubarak if she thinks that duck face is going to get her any action tonight.

by mversion February 25, 2011

mobicious

awesome; cool; tight; sweet; delicious; boss; amazing

That song was mobicious!

I have never seen a more mobicious music video in my whole fucking life.

He has a mobicious body.

by LucyLondon January 11, 2008

oblivious idiot

The antithesis to the deep thinker; One who doesn't understand why we stress out over certain things.

"Why do you stress out over little things?"
" I don't know,why are you such an oblivious idiot?"

by JoeNJ2 May 29, 2012

oblivious

A word that sounds really cool... what does this mean, anyway?

Me: I'm OBLIVIOUS!!!11111
Other person: Well one thing's for sure; you're oblivious to the meaning of "oblivious".

by sorrysauce August 3, 2007