mistiyanah

a girl as ugly as her name and is fake country

is that a city girl wearing cowboy boots and pit vipers?! she must be a mistiyanah.

by [e-mail] May 2, 2022

Masticate

Verb - A quick cover up in case the word "masturbate" is spoken innappropriately or ill timed.

Me Hey, want to masturbate with me?
Her Excuse me?
Me I asked if you would like to masticate.

by Skin Twig September 21, 2005

Blue Mistic

Blue Mistic is a favorite refreshment of jungless, cuttas and any other bad Bahamian gal. The drink is usually part of a package deal a man exchanges for sex or sexual favors. The other part of the package usually is food preferably chicken involved and totaling under 10 dollars.

Bamboo Shack Cashier : Do you want a drink with that thigh snack?
Guy: Yes, a blue mistic
Bamboo Shack Cashier : Do you want rubbers with that too cuz obviously u going to grind

by Stanley Smith1 August 12, 2012

Mystical25

A RuneScape player who was always given a hard time by Rb0287 and EvilKal... And they loved it.

Also known as a ravaging tyrant.

Mystical25? Isn't she in that gorilla cage over there?

by Guitar Guru January 7, 2005

Mystical Fudge

The most awesome band to ever exist!!!
from 2006-2008 they melted the faces off
of the east coast!!
LONG LIVE THE FUDGE!!!!
MELT THE FUDGE!!!!

too bad mystical fudge broke up due to internal affairs
fudgehead for life!!

by mdrc1010011010 June 24, 2009

masticate

Main Entry: mas·ti·cate
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): -cat·ed; -cat·ing
Etymology: Late Latin masticatus, past participle of masticare, from Greek mastichan to gnash the teeth; akin to Greek masasthai to chew -- more at MANDIBLE
Date: 1649
transitive senses
1 : to grind or crush (food) with or as if with the teeth in preparation for swallowing : CHEW
2 : to soften or reduce to pulp by crushing or kneading
intransitive senses : CHEW
- mas·ti·ca·tion /"mas-t&-'kA-sh&n/ noun
- mas·ti·ca·tor /'mas-t&-"kA-t&r/ noun

Do you hob nob while masticating your comestibles?

by Zach O'Brien January 3, 2004

misticriver

Community around iRiver products.

The newbie floats down the MisticRiver

by Idiotsynkracy May 22, 2005