Beard Miscarriage

The act of accidentally and prematurely shaving off facial hair because you adjusted the electric trimmer to the wrong setting

I had a beard miscarriage. Meant to trim it and ended up shaving off a strip, so I had to take the whole thing off.

by coining buttress January 25, 2011

Miscarriage Machine

1. A woman who can get pregnant but can't seem to stay pregnant. Five or more misscarriages are needed to classify as such.

person 1 "Hey did you hear that Sherry is pregnant again?"

person 2 "No I didn't."

person 3 "I wouldn't worry about it to much, She's a Miscarriage Machine!"

by x1342666 October 20, 2009

Failed miscarriage

Technically everybody on earth right now.

Person 1: “Jessica is a failed miscarriage.”
Person 2: “Isn’t everyone?”
Person 1: “Oh shit.”
Person 2: “Your a dumbass Peter.”

by A human I guess August 20, 2022

Male Miscarriage

When you go to take a shit but nothing comes out except for a bad smell

I think I might be constipated. I felt like I needed to take a poo and I was sitting there for ages but all I got was a Male Miscarriage.

by Spubman January 9, 2021

catholic miscarriage

When a woman or girl claims to have had a miscarriage, but in reality has had an abortion. The purpose of the lie is to not bring shame, offend, or incur the wrath of her heavily Catholic family.

Woman 1: Did you hear that Maggie went and had a Catholic miscarriage.
Woman 2: God, that old scam? We need some damn feminism up in here.

by Shine Aqua Illusion August 3, 2019

Food miscarriage

Diarrhea

Man that chipotle gave me a food baby that tragically became a food miscarriage

by Pashera December 4, 2020

Joke miscarriage

When you think of a good thats revelent currently, but you waited too long to tell it and now its dead

Mark: look at that chicken crossing the road
John: *thinks of great joke*
Mark: Anyway...
*40 minutes later
John: i just had a joke miscarriage

by Ronald k chump August 7, 2018