13 minute shit

when a kid goes to the bathroom with his headphoneson and staysay in there for 13 minutes you think he's doing a little bit more then pooping

So a kid went to the bathroom with his phone and headphone and you can hear just a little bit clap clap clap and you wonder what it is hmm phone headphones and had been in there for 13 minutes he must be jacking off . parents it's normal and it's called 13 minute shit so get used to it

by Bathroomjokes101 September 22, 2016

10 Minute Sex

A short sexual intercourse with consent in the span of 10 minutes.

Male : Wanna go for a 10 Minute Sex?
Female : You fucking disgusting lunatic. I'm reporting you to the authorities, you're going on the sex offender list.

by Demofisher December 30, 2021

A Quaza 1 Minute Special

Whenever the individual named "Quaza" makes a meme out of a screenshot in less than a minute, some would say its their specialty.

"Look at this silly screenshot Quaza! Wait. What?! You already made a meme out of it? That's A Quaza 1 Minute Special!"

by VibeCheckRadio August 3, 2023

2 Minute Swag

Can be used as an insult for someone that has no originality to there "Swag" and or the level of there "Swag" is common or below tolerable levels

And can be used as a complement depending on the time

When paired up with more time as in 5, 10, 20 minutes ect, the more tolerable or unique the "Swag". 24 hours being the highest and something we all should strive for

When used with less time 10, 5, 2 minutes ect, the stronger the insult and the lacking of "Swag". 2 Seconds is as low as it can get, meaning you should go die, you have No! "Swag"

Example A of "2 Minute Swag": Insult

Pat: Yo Vic check out my new gear son!

Vic: Look at this niggah and his "2 Minute Swag"

Pat: Word!? Vic

Vic:..... Word

Example B: Insult

Kim: Ohhhh girl did you see Dan!? that niggah looks fresh, he's about to get him some ;)

Melly: All that niggah is!, is "5 Minute Swag"

Kim: Really!!!???

Melly: Yeah Kim I thought you knew that?

Kim: Damn... well fuck that bitch ass niggah then

Example C: Complement

Yolly: OMG! Don you like have "30 Minute Swag"

Don: Oh really!! thanks bitch!

Example D: Complement

Pat: Vic shut me down today guys...

Guys: Well Vic has "24 hour Swag"... you should be thanking him for even talking to you

Pat:..... Yeah... your right

by Crimson2113 October 25, 2011

10 minute sleep

The best thing every invented
When your really drunk (doesnt work very well when drunk) or really stoned/wasted (works best) and u are feeling tired you find a comfortable place and lay down in a semi comerd state. you are still awake enouth to stop people from tea baging you ect. but after 10 minutes you will still feel real tired but wait a minute and you will get all your energy back and be wide awake able to party again for another few hours

1) Hey john im just going to have a 10 minute sleep. that last session really knocked me out.

2) hold up ill just have a 10 minute sleep before we drive off.

3) Nah they cant teabag me when im asleep im still wide awake when im sleeping

by Glens 86 gtx September 24, 2005

two minute steam stink

To defecate in a bathroom toilet while an individual is in the shower.

My woman was showering, but I couldn't hold it anymore, so I had to drop the two minute steam stink.

by Matryx February 13, 2003

30 minute shit

When your friend says they are going to take a "crap" and come back thirty minutes later because instead of just taking a crap they jacked off and used taking a shit as an alibi.

guy:yo guys.. im gunna.. uhh.. take a crap ill be back.
guy2:wow dude hes pullin a 30 minute shit.

30 minutes later...

guy:back
guy2:wow finally you stopped wackin' off

by DxC-p00n June 3, 2008