kentucky viper militia

The Kentucky viper militia AKA the KVM is a gang of worthless drug-dealing scroats originally found in south and eastern Kentucky. Due to their high birth rate they unfortunately have spread throughout Kentucky and are also seen on occasion in other states. They own motels and bars where they run prostitution and sell drugs. All known members are related and insane and should be considered armed and dangerous at all times. Can be identified by extremely low IQ and terrible odor along with unnatural devotion to their mamas and above all their attraction to incest and violence. All of them have been to prison and or mental institutions which is not surprising given their retard-level IQ's and love of crime. They call themselves a militia and they like to drive tanks around in the hills but real militias will have nothing to do with them. No relation to the Kentucky Vipers Volleyball Team or any other sports team.

I wanted to join the Kentucky Viper Militia but they rejected me on the grounds that my parents are not related

by sharpsburgpie May 31, 2022

Militia Etheridge

A online gaming clan made up of "Women, with a different preference..." as thier saying goes. They are lesbos that play mostly action games. Thier clan tag is M\/E.

Are we playing Militia Etheridge in a clan match tonight?

by Gladdis July 6, 2004

Maller Militia

Hardcore listeners and fans of The Ben Maller Show on Fox Sports Radio. Well known for being blocked by William "Shatzy" Shatner after wishing him a Happy Birthday on Twitter. #MallerMilitia

"It was bloody knuckle boxing, it got ugly, it was heated Eddie, you know the name of the guy Eddie? What's the name of the guy?" "We wanted the Maller Militia to reach out to William Shatner" "It was Maller Militia vs Trekkies" ; "(Shatner) was so overwhelmed by the Maller Militia He was trying to block everyone" "He ends up accidentally following several members of the Maller Militia" "Shatner's following me Bennnnnnn!"

by specter woodland March 30, 2017

Whiskey Militia

1. Place where you can find the sickest brands in the biz and for next to nothing—run by people like Robin Hood and his Merry Men…uh…minus the rad tights and feather hats.
2. Site pledged to surf and skate that delivers one fix at a time, 'til you're shaky, sweaty, and compromising your morals for more. Drops one stupidly marked-down deal each night at midnight and sell it 'til it's gone
3. Site committed to making sure you don’t look like a douchebag selling surf, skate gear for dirt cheap. Cheaper than your mom because there’s not much time to make money when you’re this busy being pompous.

Whiskey Militia rad fixpompous

by Candicewh February 20, 2009

minitartar

A minitartar is a "Good & Hairy" person.

Jessica: hey Macklemore can I see your hairy legs?
Macklemore: yes, of course.
Jessica: you're such a minitartar.

by Maxistar July 2, 2016

minigiant

A term used to describe a giant, but smaller. A not-so-big giant. Think tall, or amazonian, but unrealistically bigger than that. BUT not too big to be determined a giant. Imagine a 50 foot tall character, but at 10 or 20 feet of height. Anyways, why did you look this up?

"Have you seen that minigiant post making it's way around lately? I imagine people can feel the ground shake a little when they're near them."

"Bro, you gotta stop browsing G/t when it's past 4 am"

by DiegoGTRatty November 5, 2020

Minita

She is a sweet, naïve/gullible, innocent, sensitive and she has a big heart. She is always there when her friends need her and she is pretty.

We all need a Minita in our lives

by betatesterrr November 23, 2021