mingus moment

A moment when you reach your peak of stupidity.

I was at a bar talking to the hottest girl in the bar and went home with her ugly friend. That was my Mingus moment.

by Cm3nomore November 15, 2013

The ole' Mingus

When engaged in sexual activities with a female partner while not using a condom or any protection of any kind, use the the "pull and pray" method. Then avoid all contact during the following days.

" so did you give her the ole' Mingus?"

by #P4L January 17, 2016

Mingus Dew

A spin-off of mountain dew from the cartoon series sealab. Used as slang for mountain dew. See also niggus dew

I think I am going to have me a miiingus deewwww...

by 666 July 28, 2003

Mingus Mouse

The name of a mouse from the Baby Loves Jazz series of books and albums.

Mingus Mouse - Hi, I'm Mingus Mouse, and I need to do my taxes, Be back in a second!

by Atticus Scout March 30, 2009

mingus sextet

A sexual experience that consists of 1 guy and 5 girls.

"He's not mature enough for tantric sex yet
One nigga, five broads, the mingus sextet"
- The Mingus Sextet , Count D

by JayDilla May 11, 2016

mingus mons

someone who is doing something disgusting.
someone who is disgusting.

oh my god zoe, your such a mingus mons

by amy zoe November 19, 2007

tit mingus

When a woman's case of tit mung has been acknowledged by a famous jazz musician, often with sympathy, it is then clasified as "tit mingus", therefore making her tit mung cool and acceptable within the jazz community.

Congratulations on your tit mingus, Betsy, I heard John Lurie sent his regards.

by Ralphie K. Mc Gee December 10, 2008