mangled umbrella

steve, ellie parks's mangled umbrella that she hung in her hair.

ellie parks: do you like steve, my mangled umbrella?
person: ya

by hatchet-wielding nerd March 11, 2020

Flabbin Mingle Pancakes

1.) Something to say out of anger or exasperation.

2.) A derrogatory term for animal poop.

Example:

1.) Person 1: "You know you have to do the science worksheet AND the lab for homework, right?"

Person 2: "Oh Flabbin Mingle Pancakes!I had no idea!"

2.) "That woman over there smells like Flabbin Mingle Pancakes!"

by Sid the Science Kid June 10, 2011

Mangled

a distorted state in which the mind/body experiences uncommon feelings. Results from alcohol, drugs, beatings, etc. Can be used in present tense also.

Dragon knew he was mangled after he drank the entire keg - by himself - in 3 hours.

by Laura December 3, 2003

mangled

when u fucked up way past ur limit of drugs

damn i am stright up MANGLED off that liquor and crack

by matt the mole December 28, 2005

legal, single, and ready to mingle

when a single person becomes 18 years of age and is ready to legally date.

"Hey tom are you legal yet?" "i'm legal, single, and ready to mingle"

by zachariah smith October 21, 2008

Mangled

A state of being devasted, worn out, and beat down. When all your efforts are for nothing and no one cares but you have to keep up the facade

" no one listens to Ed, the guy is all mangled, a complete joke"

by Team Burn December 12, 2013

Mingle

1. A way to meet new people.
2. A hybrid between networking and hooking up.

*When you mingle you are meeting people of the same or opposite sex to either become a work contact, end up in a relationship with, or just say that you met them (and have a future place to stay when in the area for the night).

*If you remember to go into a mingle situation with an open mind, and not instantly decide if they're going to be a hookup that night, for example, you will have a better time actually meeting them.

*Who mingles? Mostly women and gay men.

Hey, this crowd is dull, let's mingle!

by Heidi. January 5, 2007