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Jake Minch

Jake is the best. If he is on your side or your best friend or a friend you are lucky. He will always make you laugh. He may say many weird things but he is the best. So if you have a friend called jake you are very lucky.
by Damian Tomaszewski July 12, 2019
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hey minch! how’s it minching ?
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Jake Minch

Jake is the best. If he is on your side or your best friend or a friend you are lucky. He will always make you laugh. He may say many weird things but he is the best. So if you have a friend called jake you are very lucky.
by Damian Tomaszewski July 12, 2019
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Minch

A term used to describe the length of a mans penis. a typical inch is usually about 2 minches or one Minch is 1/2 an inch
He said he was going to give her 10 inches of thunder. His ex girlfriend said he must be measuring in Minches because he really has about 5 inches of failure. .
by Bigroar June 20, 2018
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Minches

Inches that are really small. For when you want to make it sound like you have more length than you actually do.
"Yeah, I've got six minches!"
"Did you say inches?"
"Yeah, minches! Six minches!
by mitchmitchmitch33 May 26, 2022
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A term used to measure a mans dick 1 inch typically measures out to 1.73 Minches
This dude was saying that he had a 9 inch dick but his wife knew better so she asked him if he measured it in Minches

I got 6 minches of limp dick for ya
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Minch

Someone who keeps bothering someone and always gotta correct them
Person A: and then she nejected my punched

Person B: It's negated

Person A: Leave me alone, you minch
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