Midnight Wood

The boner that keeps you up in the middle of the night; the opposite of morning wood.

I had such bad midnight wood last night that my dick was sore all day.

by TKFT June 1, 2013

Midnight Truck

Midnight Trucks are normal looking ice cream trucks except, they come out at night in neighborhoods blaring that awfully creepy music in hopes of luring children.

“Keep your kids in at night or a midnight truck might get them.”

by SoggyBeans February 28, 2020

threat level midnight

A term coined from a movie made up by Michael Scott in "The Office". First appeared in the episode "The Client" in season two, and has since been referenced many times by the show and its many blogs and fansites. The movie is an action/thriller which follows Agent Michael Scarn through his many adventures. Characters also include Catherine Zeta Jones and Samuel L.Chang.

M: We are at threat level midnight people, Jan wants to get back together with me.

by Sue Pirnova May 15, 2008

Midnight Surprise

verb. To have your penis slip out during sex and accidentally insert it into the anus.

Guy 1: How was the sex last night?
Guy 2: It was awesome until I accidentally gave her the midnight surprise, then she ran out crying.

by theaLyssavirus May 14, 2009

Midnight Era

A Florida rap group that started to gain popularity though soundcloud off of their singles Han Solo & BLUES early 2018. They achieved over 100k followers and nearly a million streams while still attending highschool. They have a cult fan base that love to make memes, edits, and parody accounts of them on platforms such as instagram.

Person 1: Yo, you listen to midnight era right?
Person 2: Of course i love their music

by Hereinmygarage1 May 21, 2018

Milaine

Milaine is typically a very beautiful girl with a kind heart. Has a hot body and gorgeous face. She is very selfless and trustworthy. Down to earth and always putting her friends and family first.

“That girl Milaine is perfect. I want to date her”-every guy

by gejsonfbrbr January 14, 2018

Mileidy

Mileidy is a crazy, beautiful, funny, outgoing, friendly, fiercely loyal, insane kind of person. When you meet her you can be kind of intimated but only because she’s so carefree it amazes you. She loves to have fun and doesn’t care what people around her think, as long as she’s with the people she loves. Even if you don’t talk everyday, when you do it’s just like nothing changed. She makes you feel loved even though she’s not a huggy person. Her sense of humour is ridiculous and when she laughs you just have to laugh with her. She’s motivated and goes for what she wants. If you’re friends with a Mileidy don’t get on her bad side or she’ll leave you in the dust.

“She’s so crazy, I kinda wanna be best friends.”
“She must be a Mileidy”

by Crash Barry November 10, 2020