Your dad went to get some milk

When your dad says he's going to get the milk, there's a 99.99999% he's never coming back.

-OMG! My dad is so cool!
- I think your dad went to get some milk...

by Swampert_cool September 25, 2022

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Drink your milk

when some one takes a rip from a bong, and there is still milk-looking smoke in the bong.

"Bro, you didn't finish your hit- drink your milk son"

by K Dizzle Dubs February 8, 2009

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How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is approximately 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is an approximate 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.

by Seanbeepbot October 31, 2022

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Goat milk IV: Nun-of your business

A hardcore porno involving goats covered in blueberry jam, nuns, barbed wire and a rounded off crucifix. These series of disgusting events lead to describe any situation that is extremely disgusting or deviant. only the first part of the title is used in a description.

How to use Goat milk IV: nun-of your business
Whoa did you see that chick?

Yeah she is soO goat milk!

by Flippy the cowgirl March 19, 2010