Midwesterncore

Music that has a combination of punk, emo, or acoustic qualities, but carries the soul of the Midwestern States of the US.

This genre started gaining traction on a YT channel (Knightscast Studios) as a joke, but actually stuck.

A great example of bands that would be defined in the Midwesterncore genre are The Menzingers, The Gaslight Anthem, Pool Kids, Origami Angel, Banner Pilot, Polar Bear Club, Hot Water Music, Sincere Engineer, and even some Bumpin' Uglies tunes.

by 2Boisnation September 26, 2023

Fat Midwestern Whore

It is what it sounds like

Fat Mid Western Whore *chimes in*

Hym "You don't think (because it's too hard). You don't know what you mean when you say believe and, therefore, cannot believe. And the definition of 'feel' has been called into question. And I need to be the one to tell you this (as this is not something you are aware of) so you are, therefore, not 'self aware.' So, if you don't think, feel (in an articulated), or believe and are not self aware; what are you? Those are all of the prerequisites qualities for a sentient lifeform to be considered 'Non-artificial' or 'Real.' You're not real. You have an ethic of conditional reality where only the golden are real. If I'm solipsistic then you're solipsism-adjacent. Conditionally real people whose lives have conditional value based on good behavior. And this Fat Midwestern Whore (who is not real by definition) is going to tell me what needs to happen. You started it bitch. Shut your not real, fat whore mouth or learn how to think like I had to."

by Hym Iam July 21, 2022

Midwesterner

Midwesterners:
- enjoy tacky (charming) items
- are always prepared for cold weather
- listen to A Prairie Home Companion
- are too nice
- Say bag like 'beg'
- Wear flannels
- cross-country ski

Midwesterners find mugs with kittens on them charming instead of tacky.

by flapjack123 December 16, 2010

midwestern sorority girl

Your typical spoiled gitty sororty girl that pouts all the time and is never satisfied. Also known to be very indecisive and to be a sexual tease.

Lisa is your typical Midwestern Sorority Girl.

by Gui-Pac February 11, 2006

Midwestern Goodbye

The point at a social gathering at which an attendee takes a deep breath, slaps his/her knees, and then gets up forcefully while saying something along the lines of "Well, time to head out."

Jonie - *sigh*"Well guys I'm gonna get out of here."

Billie - "Cool. Let me borrow 4 or 5 four a couple mcgriddles fam."

Richard - "You just witnessed that boy's textbook Midwestern Goodbye shit for the last time, fye me cuh?

by burnthewitch April 17, 2022

Midwestern Valley Girl

An extremely rare and healthy, fashionable, resilient, empathic agriculturer from the Midwest United States. They have powerful voices, love animals, music, art and serenity. A combination of Amy Winehouse and Cher Horowitz, they are impossible to find.

I saw this super hot babe singing karaoke at the club last night, her voice stole my soul. I tried to talk to her but she went away.

She was probably a Midwestern Valley Girl dude, you might never see her again...

by GoodSoup March 19, 2021

Midwesterners

People in the "heartland" area of America who are known for their cultural isolation and close-mindedness. Though they are a hard-working and sharp-minded folk, they have the tendency to look down upon you and derive pleasure from making you feel inadequate and stupid when you have essentially done nothing wrong, but rather merely spoken or acted in a way that is outside their limited, and to an extent ignorant, cultural understanding of the world. Confident and arrogant in their efficient way of life, they shudder when confronted with considerable or subversive cultural elements from outside their known world, and often reject them for the threat they pose to their identity and sense of empowerment.

Have you ever been to Chicago and spoken to Midwesterners? A lot of them are more shockingly ignorant than they may ever realize.

by USeye April 10, 2007