Midge

n: The word Midge is derived from midget. This slander is to indicate that the person bestowed the title (1) is of short stature and
(2) is weak or helpless
(3) possibly an individual who is a disturbance, hinderance or enjoys complaining.
The Midge may also be very adept at manipulations.

The classic Midge may be characterized by Margaret from "Dennis the Menace"

"My little sister is a real midge. She's always whining for help..."

"That kid that kept crying was being a %#@*ing midge!"

by Bon Jabb April 06, 2006

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ugliest thing you have ever seen
creation much like Frankenstien
ewww

"Damn look at midge"

by Mike Manders February 16, 2005

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Midge - Fuck you Daniel, fuck you!

by Spiffytf January 05, 2022

midging

Having sex with midgets in order to make your dick appear bigger.

I did some midging last night and now I feel like a rock star.

When I am feeling down and out all I need is a little midging.

by Tim April 07, 2004

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an annoying little shortass

Midge!!

by Kins March 25, 2003

Midg

1) The nasty crust that forms on the side of a person's lips when they eat Oreos.

2) A wiener that it so small it hurts people's feelings! (A derivative of midget).

That fat chick has midg mouth! I want to punch those crusties off her dirty, greasy face!

Also,

I hit that noob right in the balls... Then I realized that he a midg and I started to cry.

by ScibWriter July 20, 2009

Midg

N. A person of small stature that is easily angered and will kill on command.

V. The action of knocking all the books out of a persons hand while pointing at them and laugh and in the process insulting their mother.

Midg, Midg 'im!

Haha. You got midged. Just like i midged your mom last night. *humping motion*

by The Angel Klaus May 05, 2004