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middle eastern holiday

A term for a trip to Iraq for soldiers of the British Army, as popularised by the band Hard-Fi in their song Middle Eastern Holiday
I've got to go, but what a prize to give
Package deal to the sun, everything is inclusive
Where bullet holes, scar the minarets
Smoke on the horizon a beautiful sunset

Going on my middle eastern holiday
Give me a gun, I hope to see my mum again
Going on my middle eastern holiday
Been gone so long, I hope I'm coming home some day
We can fight, we can fight
by steve_b August 30, 2005
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Middle-Eastern Lumberjack

When a man of Middle-Eastern descent has sex with an American woman with a hairy crotch, while he is wearing a red flannel shirt. Immediately after release, he blows himself and the woman up.
Person 1: I heard the Middle-Eastern Lumberjack is a good position.

Person 2: I know, you won't be able to walk for a week.
by TotalGodWarfare February 23, 2012
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Middle Eastern Music

I'm writing this as an Israeli...
Sepharadic Jews (Arab Jews) completely ripped their country's style by bringing this bad music taste to Israel,it should've stayed in Yemen/Morroco/Iraq and such,seriously,90% of my school listens to this music,it drives me crazy.
Arab Jew:"yalla,bo neleh lishmoa mizrahit" (C'mon,let's listen to Middle Eastern)
Me:"ledaati zot muzika hasrat taam ve lo tzriha liiyot kayemet" (In my opinion,Middle Eastern music is tasteless,and shouldn't exist)
by Nirkush February 7, 2010
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Middle-Eastern Breakfast

Derived from the Portugeese Breakfast; Once you pour in the eggs, spread some hummus on the vagina and then begin intercourse.
Shannon: Let's fuck!
Mike: Yeah, let's do the Middle-Eastern Breakfast!
by Zac-Attack April 22, 2008
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Middle Eastern Gun Training

There are four steps

Step 1: Make sure the weapon is dirty. Like a rectum

Step 2: Assume regular firing position then drop your left arm to your side

Step 3: Point gun in a random direction, so Allah can rain them back down on the Infidels

Step 4: Yell " Aloha Snackbar" the entire time
by ImmaNut January 24, 2017
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Middle Eastern chocolate bar

When someone from the middle east is dehydrated and takes a dump resulting in a long and stone like shit.
by Edgy2002 May 18, 2017
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Middle Eastern BlowJob

A sex act in which someone puts PopRocks in he/she mouth, then proceeds to suck another mans dick, all the while the PopRocks in the man/woman mouth are exploding in he/she mouth causing damage to the dick which is inside the mouth
Her: wanna do some cock and ball torture??
He: nah I want a middle eastern blowjob
Her: OwO okay!
by Testicle Robber March 29, 2019
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