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Metamodernism 

A cultural paradigm created from the outcome of postmodernism and the Vikaas Rule. When deconstruction of any individual concept or symbol occurs, instead of rejecting a concept through irony or nihilism, a new synthesis occurs between the deconstructed points (referred to as poles) by understanding that both aspects of the deconstruction are true at the same time, even if they seemingly contradict.

Following this general practice, the synthesis is created using dialetheism, or rather, the understanding that negations of concepts can be as true as the statement itself. Using this concept, irony and sincerity can be combined into a new artform, creating what some describe as new sincerity. Thus, it's a rejection of modernity and postmodernity, realism and nihilism. Instead, it forges a new path of recontextualization.
Metamodernism is the logical outcome to a philosophy which is based on the deconstruction of principles created from a philosophy that constructed those principles in the first place. My rapidly degenerating sense of humor makes a lot more sense then

Metamorehoes-sis 

A phase that a nerdy, innocent, or shy girl will go through in highschool or college where they suddenly become more attractive through puberty, knowing how to apply makeup, learning how to dress, or present themselves better, and subsequently attract the attention of many previously uninterested guys.

Girls who enter metamorehoes-sis tend to fall victim to enjoying the newfound attention, and will play with all of the guys without getting with any of them. The word for this type of girl is called a Tugger.

Metamorehoes-sis girls will oftentimes embrace their shy innocent personality, and while they might not be aware of or intentionally be leading so many guys on, other girls will definitely be gossiping about how they put up an 'innocent front' while wanting the male attention. Whether this is true varies on a case by case basis.
"Yo, Ashley is hot now."
"Yup. She entered Metamorehoes-sis. She asked me to wait for the bus with her lol. No way I'm falling for that."
"Good for you man, apparently Jonathan has been carrying her bags for her recently."

Metamodernism 

Circular or spiraling movement adding dimensions, seen in the 21st C arts movement after postmodernsim.

Alternatives: orthomodernism and paramodernism

Coined by N.L. 2010
"I write in a metamodernist style."

"The author was metamodern."

"That guy who came up with metajournalism as an explanation for this current trend is pretty cool."

"Modernism black, Postmodernism white, Meta is the new grey!"

"ABC-XYZ is modernism as postmodernism is AYB-CZX, as metamodernism is ZYX-CBA"

"It doesnt meta anway."

metamorphosis 

(n)- CD created by Hilary Duff's computerized voice, contains certain computerized songs such as "coming clean" and the very few songs that she does in fact sing sound like a drunk girl moaning into a microphone
Brainwashed Ten Year Old: I LOVE METAMORPHOSIS BY HILARY DUFF IT'S AMAZING!!!!!

Smart Person: AAAHHHHH!!! MY EARS!!!! I'M DEAF!!!!! I JUST LISTENED TO METAMORPHOSIS!!!!
metamorphosis by me April 15, 2004

metamorphmagus 

A type of being in Harry Potter (shown especially in the fifth book, 'Harry Potter and the order of the Phoenix')who can change body parts to resemble one animal or another. If you can remember the new character showcased in this book, Tonks, is a metamorphmagus.
The metamorphmagus' nose changed from a pigs to a ducks, back and forth, amazing the two little girls.
metamorphmagus by KagomeResurrected December 18, 2005

metamorphically 

It's kinda like " metaphorically " but wayyyyyyy better...
Christine : Glad to know you'd kill me

Matt : metamorphically speaking

it's kinda like metaphorically, but wayyyy better.

Christine: lol mhm
metamorphically by Drunken Boxer November 20, 2009