Mesopotamian testicle tag

An ancient Mesopotamian game that involves a tagger chasing the other members of the game, when he gets near the members he will punch there testicle area as hard as they physically can, this happens until the tagger gives up or punches everyone’s balls. The female version of this is Mayan Cunt catching where it’s a girl hitting a vagina of other girls as hard as they can with the same rules

“Ok class today instead of doing basketball, we’re gonna play Mesopotamian testicle tag“

by KanyeEast88 December 13, 2024

Misoproterostasiphotidist

Ancient Greek-derived word for a person/people who weirdly hate(s) the people one year younger than them.

A: That girl's such a misoproterostasiphotidist. No wonder she's hated by those kiddies.
B: But she's popular with us...?
C: Shush.

by archaicenglish101 February 13, 2025

Mesopotamian Bird Butting

Mesopotamian Bird Butting, otherwise known as "Bird Butting" is a form of punishment, usually in friend groups, where everyone agrees to punish a person in the friend group by stripping them down to their underwear and covering them in honey, milk, oats, and birdseed, but not before tying them to a tree for a prolonged amount of time, to where birds will start to eat the covering off.

"Milo has been quite the nuisance recently, so me and the guys have decided to give him an old-fashioned Mesopotamian Bird Butting. Are you in?"

by Claym0re March 23, 2025

Mesotrophical

Adj; Something that has a large mass, specifically a man’s genital areas due to him having a supercharger.

Aye bro nice twin screw, your d*ck must be mesotrophically large.

by juicy booger July 27, 2025

Mesopotamian honey bath

You have a sticky gang bang with honey it’s an ancient ritual. What goes back to 2335 BCE

Sargon of Akkad had many Mesopotamian honey baths

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