Maryssa

The greatest girlfriend an Armando can have. She’s the most honest, beautiful, coolest woman in the world.

Wow do you see that cool couple over there? They have a lot of chemistry. That’s couple goals right there. Must be a Maryssa and Armando couple.

by bunny_love January 25, 2020

Dirty Melyssa

When someone is getting mashed potatoes eaten out of their asshole while singing the National Anthem

“Holy shit dude me and this bitch tried the dirty melyssa last night”

by deadpoollover4 April 20, 2020

Melyssa

She's a girl with such a nice heart. She has such a beautiful smile and you can't help but fall for her as soon as you see her.

Have you seen melyssa? damn..

by spazzing-trashbag May 26, 2018

the maryssa

doing “the maryssa” is when you you want to fuck your cousin, who isn’t actually your cousin. this is named after the urban legend Maryssa Muniz when she had kids with her stepmoms, life long friend son which her family considered to be her cousin. this started to be called the maryssa in 1893 after she had twins with the him at age 13. legend says they named the babies bella and sara. even though they were both boys, Maryssa wanted girls so. in conclusion, doing “the maryssa” is when you want to have intercourse with your “cousin” that’s not actually related to you and more of a family friend.

person #1: yo she had a kid with her cousin! that’s on some yee haw sweet home alabama shit bro. that’s incest that baby is gonna be a mutant.

person #2: no bro. she pulled “the maryssa”

person #1: oh THAT MAKES SENSE

by thecoffeesnorter May 27, 2019

Melyssa

a tall creature like being that enjoys hot baths with orange soda and boiled eggs. Melyssa enjoys having sexual relations with gorillas or anything in the monkey form. It maybe a type a creature that is scared of the world and stays in their cold dark cave, but when it comes to sexual relations its always ready for the challenge.

"You wanna do the Melyssa?"
or
"Gosh you were such a Melyssa tonight!"

by Boozookapoop October 8, 2008

Melyssa

A human that will do just about anything to get whatever it is that she wants, no matter what the cost. Some of her characteristics are to lie, cheat, steal, brag, hurt others, be incredibly rude, disrespectful, and bully others.

"Did you see what Melyssa did?"

"No. What did she do?"

"She shoved that kid out of her way, and the kid fell! She didn't even apologize."

by Insert Fake Name Here March 27, 2013

Maryssa

An amazing girl with a nice personality, but when annoyed she can go all out. She is most likely to be Asian, attending an international school and being the best at art. She also has a crush on a certain "Tinkerbell"

Wow maryssa

by 76hbd83 May 9, 2019