Upper Merion

Also called UM, Upper Merion has gotten better over the years BUT. This year it is increasing by a lot. The schools arent too good either. There are 4 elementary schools, Caley, Candlebrook, Bridgeport, and Roberts. One middle school and one high school. Many adults want to move away from UM because of the bad influence of kids, the bad neighborhoods. Upper Merion lies about 20 mins away from Philly. It is in between philly and a small depressed community named Pottstown. There is a high drug trafficking, property crime rate, and the violent crime zoomed up this year. Prince Frederick St is in a neighborhood called Brandywine Village, not the best street and Brandywine isn’t the best neighborhood. You got Sweet Briar the area around Six Eleven and Angelos. Not the best place either. Mostly all the neighborhoods are crime ridden, drug ridden and MORE. Although on the bright side there downtown{ is becoming urban each year with a high development rate. Just know where to stay out of in Upper Merion. And be home before dark because...

Person 1:“ Don’t be fooled by the fast pace developing Upper Merion town center.”

Person 2: “ Yea it ain’t all good here.”

by JVon543 October 4, 2019

mecrow

The act, or habit, of attempting to fix something usually with the result of rendering the object useless and most likely dangerous. Connection to the internet sometimes occurs.

1. I completely mecrowed my car yesterday so I can't get to work. But at least I can get my emails!

2. That guy just did a mecrow on my computer now I need a new one.

by richardmecrow June 2, 2009

mecrofom

when you are so trash at typing microphone, that someone writes a definition for it.

Person 1: you can eat mecrofom
Person 2: *looks up in dictionary* wtf is a mecrofom?

by luckyandluckiiweretaken December 19, 2021

I will eat your bone marrow

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Guy1:I will eat your bone marrow

Guy2:Omg really that's wonderful

by Toast lover 69 November 29, 2019

Melrose Park

Melrose Park is a suburb of Chicago, IL, and has a mixture of middle-class and working-class citizens, many of whom have lived there their whole lives. Historically, Melrose Park had a huge Italian population, but from the late 1980s to now (2010), there has been an influx of Hispanic immigrants (largest groups being Mexican, Puerto Rican, and Colombian). Probably the biggest business in Melrose Park is restaurants--whether you're White, Hispanic, Black, Blue, Purple, people in Melrose Park love food! There are some really nice Mexican/Hispanic restaurants and fast food/take-out places, as well as several cafés and Italian restaurants in town, a *really* good one being Abruzzo's. One problem, though: if you're going to eat inside any time between noon and 5:00, don't count on it being peaceful, because lots of older Italian men (like the Police and Fire chiefs, for example) tend to hang out there, drink some vino, and talk *really loudly*, often with swearing. Bringing little kids there during this time might not be the best idea, unless of course said men are behaving themselves. But the food is excellent! Melrose Park also has great pizza places. Some things Melrose Park is famous for: the former amusement park Kiddieland (which closed down in 2009); birthplace of theatre actress Carol Lawrence, who was the original Maria in the stage production West Side Story; and birthplace of basketball player Michael Finley. We're also (in)famous for political scandals.

"So hey girl, I went to Melrose Park the other day, in La Selva, and this fuckin pindeho called me a gordita. I'm finna beat his ass!"

by baerro March 26, 2010

Merrowvista

A beautiful place that we call a cult, better than Miniwanca, founded by snack boi, child labor, feet pics, way-c sucks.

Light is forever.

My mother told me someday I will buy.

ShweeeeeeeeEeeeeeeen

SPARTAAANSSSS WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION

AHH UUUU AHH UUUU AHH UUUU.

do ya know that feelin' when...

(you meet your girlfriend's twin, and she slaps you with a wet noodle and you get confused and fuck her dad)

Harry Potter and The Chamber of Radical Islamic Terrorism

Polygamy and Mormonism is good.

TRAPHOUSE

North Star Shelter (roof not included)

yo anus

Session A is better at Camp Merrowvista.

by SisterEvelyn August 1, 2021

2004 Merlot

Noun: Dick Slinging Wine. A sophisticated beverage showing it’s going down.

Girl 1: I went on a date last night and he ordered a bottle of 2004 Merlot.

Girl 2: Damm girl, he was slinging that dick all night long.

by Joeybagels69 December 9, 2017