Mercedes-Benz 

The shittiest type of car ever...believe me

do not buy a Mercedes...the new ones are crap and i know someone who has a 1999 model and the dealer he brings it to (Foreign Motors West, in Natick or Framingham, Massachusetts), SETS UP THE COMPUTER IN THE CAR SO THAT WARNING LIGHTS COME ON. THEN HE TAKES IT IN, THEY CHARGE HIM 500 BUCKS, AND THEY FIX NOTING. FUCKING BASTARDS! DONT BUY A MERCEDES! GET A JAPANESE CAR LIKE A HONDA OR TOYOTA

Mercedes-Benz by GERMAN CARS SUCK August 4, 2004

mercedes-benz 

A car maufacturer that makes luxurious cars and also fast ones too. Though the're cars are getting shittier every year, we love the old school ones, the old ones, with the convertible, leather, and a great queality. Mercedes was bought by Chrysler (don't believe those ass holes who say merceds bought chrysler cause it is a lie and the fact is chrysler bought mercedes benz).

mercedes-benz rocks...
Chrysler rocks....
Dodge rocks.....
Jeep rocks......
Ford sucks ass.......
GM sucks ass........
Toyota sucks ass....
Honda sucks ass.....
Ferrari rocks.....

mercedes-benz by Ripan February 15, 2006

Mercedes-Benz 

A sexual act done by three men and one girl,the girl lying on her side.Each of the three men then inserts their penis into each one of her holes(anal-oral-vaginal combo) forming the star.They then hold hands completing the circle,and thus the Mercedes logo.This is what is commonly referred to Mercedes-Benzing.

The other night me and my two buddies gave this girl a Mercedes-Benz,she loved it.Her mom said she'd like one too.

Mercedes-Benz by GrandDukeKestutis August 5, 2022

Mercedes-Benz 

Black/ Silver, improved version of Force India or whatever the fuck it's called

r/formula1 will make you want to buy a Mercedes-Benz

Mercedes-Benz by Catinus Z February 2, 2021

Mercedes-Benz 

A sexual act where 3 men combine their penises in the shape of a Mercedes’ emblem.

Hey bro, you want a Mercedes-Benz?

Mercedes-Benz by Big wood boat May 8, 2023

Mercedes-Benz Diesel

The FIRST auto maker to use a diesel engine in a production passenger car.
Known to be as strong as a brick, last 1 million miles, and get good fuel milage.
People in Finland can get over 400whp from turbocharged 3 litre Mercedes Diesel engines. (OM 603 and OM606)
Mercedes-Benz Diesel's are class leading engines in europe and quickly becoming common in america.

Mercedes-Benz Diesel are rock solid, fast, and clean engines.

Mercedes-Benz Diesel by Diesel-power April 25, 2006

Mercedes-Benz S-Class

The Mercedes-Benz S-Class is iconic. It is the blueprint for all other luxury sedans, a technological tour de force, and has been the undisputed queen of the segment since it was officially introduced in the 1970s. What do Prince William, Jay-Z, Beyoncé, and Kim Jong-Un have in common? They've all been chauffeured around in the S-class at some point. S-classes can be found on nearly every street corner in cities like New York, Tokyo, Hong Kong and Paris, and they make up a good portion of the $100K+ market in the US along with other status-mobiles like the Land Rover Range Rover and Tesla Model S (ew.)

Everyone from businessmen to heads of state wants an S-class. Even with Rolls-Royce, Maserati, Bentley and Porsche making far more expensive sedans, the S is still taken seriously and wouldn't look out of place parked in front of a royal palace. Quite simply one of, if not the best cars ever made. Every car wishes it could be an S-class when it grows up.

I want nothing more than to listen to some Frank Sinatra in the back of a Mercedes-Benz S-Class in NYC right now.
When I landed in Paris, I was picked up in a Mercedes-Benz S-Class. Take that, peasant.
Diana has both a Range Rover and an S-Class. I love her.

Mercedes-Benz S-Class by henry1272838442 September 23, 2022