Mercedes

Mercedes is a all around good person . Pretty in the face, with a fat ass that makes the world go round . She never starts shit, but will end it automatic . You don't wanna fuck with a Mercedes, even though most boys do . She's that insane friend who would do just about anything dangerous, but she has your back through hell and back . She knows how to have a good time , and is usually the life of the party .

yo man Mercedes was gonna drive us off a cliff . That chick is fucking crazy

by # killah December 26, 2016

mercedefied

When car manufacturers, particularly Japanese ones, try and make their vehicles more appealing and seem of higher quality by designing them to closely resemble a Mercedes-Benz.

"Hey, did you see that new Hyundai? It's so elegant..."

"Don't be fooled by that impostor, it's just mercedefied piece of shit."

mercedefication

mercedefy

by jdml March 15, 2011

Mercedes College

A Private Catholic All Girls school in the heart of Perth, the city that literally does nothing in WA Australia. Mercedes is known for its fine catholic teachings like mercy values bullshit and keeping sex till marriage even tho all the girls there are sluts anyway. Mercedes is known for a lot of gossip, ducking trinity dicks and

“Ohhh you go to Mercedes college?”
“ Yes!”
“Did you find your left eyelash?”

by Eggy69 April 30, 2019

Mercedes

really pretty.
loves to race/ride.
really easy to get along with.
loyal to others

Mercedes that girl

by Ashleyy Nicole. January 20, 2009

Mercedes Benz

A Well made Luxurious German piece of Machinery that gets absurd amounts of jealousy,also known to single handedly steal other car owners girlfriends and especially any spotlight from other German cars such as BMW owners when Mercedes arrives on the scene. BMW is and will always be second to Mercedes,Your average smart driver of a Mercedes does not beat on and race they're cars like BMW drivers do.For Mercedes is not wreckless,Mercedes Drivers have pride and take care of there fine automobiles.They are made to cruise luxuriously without added performance parts. They are a First Class Automobile.

Mercedes Benz,Thee car of cars ...the Beautiful offspring of German Engineering

by The Best Barber May 11, 2010

mercedes

probably the most sophisticated name out there. girls named mercedes hate being compared to the car and are completely unique. they don't take shit from anybody and know how to hold their own. they're usually strong but have their weaknesses like evryone else. they always know how to have fun and bring out the best in people.

mercedes crazy good friend car

by Xshe_knows91 July 21, 2009

merced

to be killed

derived from mercenary

that fool disrespected the wrong cat and got merced.

by mr. merc your ass October 12, 2007