MENG

feeling groggy, tired, hungover but haven't drunk anything. feeling a sloth thats been runner

I feel so meng right now ew

by mengers October 19, 2020

menge

for example instead of very good you can say menge good since it has higher value for the thing that you are describing.

guy 1: did you try out no mans sky on steam? i heard it was very good.
guy 2: don't waste your money on that turd, i hear it was MENGE bad.

by Robbus November 25, 2016

Menged

Someone or something that is so gross looking that only a mother could love a face like that.

Steve: "dude, Brittney Spears looks so hot since she got her head shaved"
Brad: "that shit is so menged"

by youmengedbastard July 25, 2011

menge

to hit someone with a pint glass or bottle particularly in the face

did you see that guy get menged in the pub last night

by druid99 September 29, 2006

menge

(v.) To perform the following ungodly, necrophilic act, requiring two people and a female corpse: Person X begins to perform cunnilingus on the said corpse. Person Y gets a running start and jumps on the abdomen of the corpse, usually landing on either the back, or on both feet (in a stomping action). Through the force of contact, the "innards and fluids" of the corpse spray out into the face of Person X. Considered a disturbing affront to nature by most cultures.

Did you hear about Ted and Gary?! They went up to the morgue yesterday and menged all night long!

by Mike August 07, 2003

Meng

When someone says or does something or says something so idiotic, causing another person to insult their stupidity but accidentally says meng instead of speng or mong.
The original idiot is the meng in this situation.

Alex: What is Obama's last name?
Joshua: You are such a meng!
Mitchell: Don't you mean speng or mong?
Joshua: Both!

by Joshwaa😂😂😂 June 16, 2016

Meng

1. To Rip Off. > You got menged. > "I menged that guy. I sold an eye piece for $30">

2. A condition of a person, undesirable. >
2b. Bitchy. >
2c. and attitude. > an attitude. > "My girlfriend is meng today." >
"Don’t talk to him. He's meng" as in ripping off> therefore his ATTITUDE or condition is MENG> >
So that takes double definitions.>
The condition can also mean annoying.

3. To get fucked. >
It's more like being ripped off. >
"I got menged today. I didn't finished my paper."> But let's put the first 3 definitions> together..... > ....a dork walks by. >
"Don't talk to him, he's meng." >
Def 2. His attitude is meng. >
Def 1 and 3. If you talk to him, you'll get> menged> because he'll be annoying and you can't cut him off.> That's 3 definitions in just,
""Don't talk to him,> he's meng."" > Using the dork example. >

4. Meng = dysfunctional.
> The toaster is meng. > :
My car is meng. > :
My car got menged. > :
That means two things.> :
...it could have broken down.... > :
...or Def #5: Get stolen. > :

5. Did you meng the bank last night?
Also meaning ripping off.

6. Meng = bootlegs. Send me the mengs.
> : Is that a meng?> :
CDs, DVDs, VHS, whatever. > :

7. Meng = to bootleg. > :
Meng me a copy of that. > :
I need these things menged by tomorrow. > : so instead of "burn me that cd" it could be "Meng> those cds" ? > :

8. Meng = to fuck, sexually. > :
Did you meng that goat? > :

look above

by Anonymous November 29, 2002