eagle melatonin rebirth

what i had in 2019

Damn watkat had a eagle melatonin rebirth

by Watkat January 24, 2022

meason

Reason of mothers. Usually illogical and ridiculously stupid.

A: Hey man wadup?
B: Terrible
A: Why?
B: I got my phone taken away by my mom.
A: What for?
B: Idk... Measons

by asianboi June 5, 2014

Melatonin Dick

Someone who has the power to put someone to sleep during sex.

Guy 1: Yah, man, I fucked her so hard she fell asleep last night!
Guy 2: Woah bro, I didn't know you had melatonin dick
Guy 1: Wow.

by jc1999 March 16, 2020

melanson

An ugly Canadian who just cannot get enough chode in his ass. He is a complete faggot who cannot make a comeback. A melanson is the type of kid to act big to make himself feel better

Man, that kid is such a melanson
True bro, he is a faggot

by NoXhill106 June 27, 2017

jessica melanson

jessica is an amazing girl. she is soo unique and beautiful. some people are mean to her but their assholes. she gets a lot of bullshit from some people but she deals, and she keeps being amazing. jess deserves an amazing guy that will treat her right and that she can be happy with. she is so cool and sweet. she always makes me smile and i wish she was my neighbor. oh and she loves mikes hard lemonade, and she can dance, and play softball and jus be totally AWESOME. i jus fucking love her sooo fucking much. and ill never leave her.

me: i love you jessica melanson.

jess: i love you too hun.

by hugo<3'sjess August 19, 2009

Melanon

1. The blindness to one's own fate, yet having insight on another's.

This stems from the concept that one can give infallible advice to another, but be oblivious to what one should do themselves in any given situation.

Claude gave me excellent advice on marriage, but his melanon on his own makes me question his judgement.

by goldenboy1989 September 12, 2011

melatonedog

A cool way to say melatonin. Usually a 10mg tablet.

Hey Brendan, can you give me a melatonedog? I want to get some bomb-ass sleep tonight.

by Kathdaddy February 2, 2018