Mediocrity rules

Said when you're happy or exited. An alternative to saying "I love life!!!" Also a song from Le Tigre.

*Teacher gives Billy his test*

Billy: I got 100?!?! Mediocrity rules!
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Mom: Alex, we're going to the arcade!

Alex: Mediocrity rules!

by The Adjonasis June 28, 2016

dick medication

What some people call, "dick medication" -- that is, drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc. designed to give men with perpetually limp dicks the ability to get a boner.

{Stan}: Hey George, don't forget to take some dick medication to work with you. Chug one of those bitches down when you leave

so that you can cornhole me when you get home.
{George}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Stan!

by Telephony February 25, 2017

selfie medicate

when your life is falling apart so you whip out the eighty dollars you wasted worth of makeup from sephora and your iphone X and take a bomb ass selfie to feel good about yourself.

‘hey (y/n) my ex broke my heart AND my self esteem’
‘just selfie medicate, be a compliment whore because your a FUCKING QUEEN ‘

by sunrisewords March 22, 2019

Trance & Dental Medication

The religion of one of David Lynch's characters in the movie, BLUE VEVET, named Frank Booth. Portrayed by Dennis Hopper, Frank Booth inhales nitrous oxide from a cannister. It puts him into a psychotic trance, thus, "Trance and Dental" the dental, coming from the use of nitrous oxide at the dentist. David Lynch is out of his mind, claiming that if we give him(Maharishi Yogi) 7 Billion Dollars, that this will some how bring about world peace is beyond insane. Fortunately, we already know David Lynch IS insane.

Trance & Dental Medication will make you higher than David Lynch when he's meditating while smoking American Spirit cigarettes.

by sternwise October 2, 2006

mediacracy

government by the media; a form of government in which the supreme power is vested in the corporations and exercised directly by them or by their elected agents.

The mediacracy instructs me every day through the internet, radio and T.V. how to be the perfect American.

by Deborah Spicer October 30, 2006

medication

A student night in liverpool which always ends up with dignity being lost

'Medication woo! Time to throw away all my prospects in life!'

by beimear November 16, 2011

glaucoma medication

some states, such as Oregon, have legalized the use of medical marijuana to treat glaucoma, which is a disease that causes blindless. so basically, pack up your piece, go to oregon, pretend you have glaucoma, and get baked on some sweet glaucoma meds.
(see also weed reefer ganga pot herb)

Yo megan, this glaucoma is getting hard to deal with. grab your glaucoma medication, let's go to an OFG meeting and smoke a bowl.

by OFGmember September 16, 2008