mayonnaise

The extra skin that folds over between the bottom of a tight t-shirt and the top of a pair of low-rise jeans on a fat girl.

Dude, check out the mayonnaise on that bitch.

by Aquagimp February 18, 2009

mayonnaise

Cocaine in powder form.

"Al and Dave the life of the party were known for having great mayonnaise. To approach them using any other term for the substance would mean to be denied".

by Kugaf April 02, 2012

Mayonnaise

A picky eater. Someone who won't try new things. A person that smears mayonnaise on everything.

mayonnaise on your steak? Really? What a mayonnaise face!

by bammulay March 11, 2011

Mayonnaise

An expression of observation. Can replace the term "excuse me, but did you notice..."

"Mayonnaise a lot o' Jeeps out hear in da woods!"

by Eric Schaeffer April 29, 2003

Mayonnaise

Dick juice.

Bob: You want some mayonnaise?
Bill: Sure, I could take a mouthful right about now.

by Granana June 14, 2016

mayonnaise

Slang for semen, but when still used in the same manor as a condiment.

I like my ham sandwiches with plenty of mayonnaise!

by Weirdboyscott January 06, 2003

mayonnaise

The white man's kryptonite!

Josh was a strong powerful suburban white male who could leap tall buildings in a single bound. But since he's been eating mayonnaise on his sandwich's he's just a lazy cracker now!

by Kcally June 18, 2008