Maryanna

/Mayreana/

Noun

1. An incredibly rare breed of woman, the most precious creature to walk this earth. She is pure, thoughtful, clever, and appropriately reserved, yet outgoing and beautiful beyond imagination. Her selfless modesty causes her to deny all compliments that are directed towards her, as she doesn't think shes anything special, but in reality, there is no woman as extraordinary as her.

Do not make Maryanna upset, or you will become her next moving target

by Owen Shaver February 3, 2019

mayonnaise monkey

Human mammals with opposable thumbs with white skin tone. Yep, white people. Especially those that believe they are superior due to the color of their skin.

Look at those alt-right, mayonnaise monkeys, trying to pretend they're superior!

by Slippery Weasel January 23, 2017

Mayonnaisephobia.

The fear of mayonnaise.

Me: Im seriously afraid of mayonnaise, i think its going to kill me, not even playing...I have mayonnaisephobia.

Other person: *grabs mayonnaise.*

by Kattheripper. April 26, 2011

Baby Mayonnaise

Sperm or the act of cumming.

You just ate a whole bowl of baby mayonnaise.

by McGoogles October 23, 2008

mayonnaise jar

a gal who's been around eventually developing a cavernous and sperm lubed vagina from the multitudes of men she's slept with. A loose trick.

Did you hear her Nuva Ring slid right out when she was balling that nameless guy off the street? What a mayonnaise jar!

by Roundhouse Ninja Kick March 19, 2010

Mayonnaise Caps

Used to describe very large areolas on a woman's breast.

Dude, check out the mayonnaise caps on that stripper.

by dkblz August 10, 2007

Mayonnaise American

Those who partake in the mayonnaise arts aka white people.

Also shortened to mayo american

These mayonnaise Americans need to understand salt isn't a seasoning. ~ cypressbill~ (a mayo-american)

by CypressBill June 11, 2023