Mauro de fucking SÜÜCHEHUND,
by Big Chungus2211 October 4, 2023
Get the Mauro mug.A state of extreme flatulence experienced by Mauro, a Dutch, pepperoni pizza-loving, LEGO Darth Vader head-throwing, Fortnite-addicted Muslim. This condition is triggered by consuming one burrito too many, combined with an excessive intake of cola mixed with Jack Daniel's.
After devouring three burritos and chugging a liter of Jack and cola, Mauro transformed into Gassy Mauro, clearing the room with his legendary fumes during an all-night Fortnite session.
by maurofiel July 25, 2025
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Get the Mauro mug.A mentally handicapped, obese, pepperoni pizza eating, waste of life who thrives when ruining the lives of his friends and family. A kanker mauro will wake up guests in the middle of the night because he has to get some Cola. When trying to reason with it, he will react unnecessarily aggressive or loud for no reason. It often goes to a mosque to take in islamic propaganda.
by maurofiel March 15, 2025
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