masticando tela

A Colombian term used when describing that you can see someone’s ass crack because the pants get stuck between their cheeks, when translated it means chewing cloth.

Oye estás masticando tela
Hey you’re masticando tela

by Stupidsuicidalasshoe November 30, 2019

The Masticated Pecan

A legit blog that talks about the funny shit going on in our world today.

"Dude, do you know what the masticated pecan is?"
"Naw, dude, what?"
"It's fuckin' legit, is what it is. Go read it. www.the-masticated-pecan.blogspot.com"

by The fly on the wall August 27, 2009

masticateing........

to chew food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am masticating!!!!!!

by bo-bob November 10, 2004

Mastaneh

She will the best girl(Koskhol)that you ever seen in your tire life.She changes crush by 10 crush/min.If there is be an important things in her life she says anyway!

Mastaneh want's to buy a car.

by Jessipishi November 23, 2021

masticate

To eat food noisily, sloppy, and with smacking sounds and other annoyances.

"My brother masticates when he eats."
-me

by Dave February 5, 2005

masticate

To cross the Mexican American Border while having sex with a family member. Preferably butt sex.

Jose and Juanita felt uncomfortable as they masticated, for they feared they could not look each other in the eyes again. The road was also very bumpy.

by Juanes May 17, 2006

mastican

a nasty mexican

Alexa, don't dance with him... he's a mastican

by Kerla November 4, 2010