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masticate

To eat food noisily, sloppy, and with smacking sounds and other annoyances.
"My brother masticates when he eats."
-me
by Dave February 5, 2005
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To cross the Mexican American Border while having sex with a family member. Preferably butt sex.
Jose and Juanita felt uncomfortable as they masticated, for they feared they could not look each other in the eyes again. The road was also very bumpy.
by Juanes May 17, 2006
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masticate

by roknnor October 7, 2019
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It means grind or chew. But Louis Tomlinson in the fan fic "Ankles and Awkwardness" (on wattpad) thinks it's masturbate hahah
"You really don't want to masticate that Lou." Harry said and Gemma snorted from the table.
by larrie directioner May 23, 2021
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Masticate my Mast

Girl when u gonna masticate my mast
by Clitresort February 19, 2024
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Masticate a phallus

by Samtionary May 10, 2024
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