masticate

To eat food noisily, sloppy, and with smacking sounds and other annoyances.

"My brother masticates when he eats."
-me

by Dave February 5, 2005

masticate

To cross the Mexican American Border while having sex with a family member. Preferably butt sex.

Jose and Juanita felt uncomfortable as they masticated, for they feared they could not look each other in the eyes again. The road was also very bumpy.

by Juanes May 17, 2006

masticate

to chew you sick fuck

oh my god you masticated all over the floor.

by roknnor October 7, 2019

masticate

It means grind or chew. But Louis Tomlinson in the fan fic "Ankles and Awkwardness" (on wattpad) thinks it's masturbate hahah

"You really don't want to masticate that Lou." Harry said and Gemma snorted from the table.

by larrie directioner May 23, 2021

Masticate my Mast

Eat my dick bitch!

Girl when u gonna masticate my mast

by Clitresort February 19, 2024

Masticate a phallus

The classy version of eat a dick

You sir may go masticate a phallus

by Samtionary May 10, 2024