marinara dick

It's when a guy has sex with a girl on her period.

"I didn't realize she was on her period till I pulled out and realized I had marinara dick."

by yourmom699669 December 3, 2015

Marinara Mike

A marinara Mike is similar to a wet Willy. The only difference is that the finger is dipped into marinara sauce instead of one’s mouth.

I just gave bill a massive marinara Mike

by ImALasagnaHog November 7, 2020

marinara trench

Female nether regions during menstruation, especially with regards to oral sex.

You can handle my breadstick while I go to town on your marinara trench.

by Hungry Lad September 15, 2022

Marinara Moustache

The act of going down on somebody who is on their period.

Our lass gave us a reyt marinara Moustache last neyt (Yorkshire)

by Kid Citrus June 1, 2023

Marinara Pact

A sacred pact that irreversibly links two souls, signifying their devotion to each other's happiness and well being, while remaining individuals. The basil/herbs signify seasonal growth and change, sometimes plentiful, sometimes bare. The garlic, that small contribution that adds so much flavor represents sensuality. Tomatoes, the foundation, simple and at their core the things that keep these individuals stable and the potential each posses.

Once this pact is made, there is no turning back, these souls are linked for better or worse, so they best just get a long and go fuck shit up for a long time.

God help us, they've made a marinara pact.

by Stoneybore July 21, 2024

Marinara Pact

A sacred pact that irreversibly links two souls, signifying their devotion to each other's happiness and well being, while remaining individuals. The basil/herbs signify seasonal growth and change, sometimes plentiful, sometimes bare. The garlic, that small contribution that adds so much flavor is sensuality. Tomatoes, the foundation, simple and at their core the things that keep these individuals stable and the potential each posses.

Once this pact is made, there is no turning back, these souls are linked for better or worse, so they best just get a long and go fuck shit up for a long time.

Oh dear God, they've made a marinara pact.

by Stoneybore July 21, 2024

Marinara Pizza

When hoe don't have the proper gear to make a suitable pizza so you as her to supplement with period blood YUM!

Marinara pizza: when little ceasers dick aint cuttin it, and you want some supplements. Hey, dick can you make me a marinera pizza?

Hims; yeah but you cool with period blood, it's iron enriched?
Dick:eww yuck gross

Hims: your lose, shows what you know about real porn

by AnalAddict(woos) September 5, 2025