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swan margarine

The female equivalent of duck butter. i.e. When the sweat from the butt and the vagina meet in the girlie-taint and form a spreadable buttery substance.
EEWWW! That bitch had so much swan margarine she could butter both halves of the bagel.

It is so good it will have you saying, "I can't believe its not duck butter!"
by butterbeard March 16, 2009
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margarine legs

A term commonly used to describe students at Christchurch Girls' High School, it is a play on words, meaning that girl's high girls are easy - margarine is easy to spread, as (apparently) are girl's high girls's legs
Boy from CBHS: Damn, where's she from? She's hot! And I think she's looking at me...
Girl from AGHS: Ah, CGHS. Why do they always steal our guys?
Boy 2: Um, cos they're hotter than you?
Girl from AGHS: No, because they're margarine legs, that's why!
by KiwiChickee January 4, 2008
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margarine

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by an anonymous source October 30, 2003
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margarine dream

To wake up from a highly erotic dream only to find that your bedsheets are very sticky. Also known as wet dream.
"Alright lads? I had a corker of a margarine dream last night."
by Gavyn August 24, 2004
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Margarinized

The blissful state of being happy and under the influence of marijuana. Words like these usually come out when you have no idea what you're thinking/saying/typing. Also known as the butterization of the soul.
'Ay fool, you okay?'

'Yeah.. I'm just kickin it, margarinized n all..'
by peaceeazzzzy November 9, 2009
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Margarined

An epic prank where one shows someone else some margarine.

Can be done with pictures online or in real life with real margarine.

Usually followed by the phrase "got u good fucker"
Wow I can't believe you just margarined me man! Too far!
by Ouchothegreat August 31, 2017
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margarinal returns

"Bare-bones" proceeds/rewards that are of far less value/usefulness than whatever it was that you originally invested into said venture... in other words, it's like you put fresh pure premium dairy-butter into da mix, and only got stale margarine back out for all your sweat 'n' toil.
I diligently updated my profile and paid my dues to a local dating-service in the hopes of scoring some sweet fresh "milk", but all I got was a bony plain-Jane past-middle-aged biddy wif A-cups and a hairy snatch dat smelled funny --- talk about margarinal returns!
by QuacksO November 17, 2018
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