The act of men sitting with their legs so widely spread that the person next to them has an estimated 0.5 seat left and can, also, take a fairly accurate guess at the size of their genitalia (which, newsflash, is generally not in need of a 20 cm leg-gap, don't flatter yourself).
"I have an armrest-sized-bruise because the guy next to me was manspreading so much that I had my thigh squished into the armrest the entire busride"
by The Riveters January 19, 2016
by RikuSan September 11, 2020
Manspreading...the disparate consumption of public space employed under the guise of male biological necessity. Some profess that "Men are naturally designed to sit this way."...and that this "fact" should excuse them from exercising common courtesy to those around them. Of course, very few things in our lives adhere to the natural order.... women, for example, are not afforded one week out of every four to curl up in a ball and nurse their cramping abdomens, back pain & headaches as designed, but by all means gentlemen...spread those knees a little father apart. The rest of us can always sit on each other's laps to ensure that your enormous genitals have the elbow room they demand.
He has slept in an upright, seated position since puberty becasue manspreading doesn't work when he's sleeping on his side and he believes that if his knees get within 24" of each other his testicles will explode in dramatic fashion and he will bleed out and die alone as his calls for help go unheard. Lol
by Scrapples January 18, 2016
The annoying practice of men spreading there legs much wider than necessary causing others to either be squished or unable to sit. To all the triggered men who are pissy because they’re finally getting called out on their bullshit, men are obviously not expected to sit with their knees perfectly together because of their dicks, but you do not need to take up three seats to protect your balls and you know it.
Manspreader: *spreads out legs as far as humanly possible*
Person riding the subway: Um excuse me but you’re taking up a lot of room and I need to sit-
Manspreader: FEMINIST SHIT!! I’M NOT MANSPREADING!!! YOU’RE JUST TRYING TO OPPRESS ME BECAUSE I HAVE A DICK. GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN YOU FEMINIST SNOWFLAKE BITCH!!!!
Person riding the subway: Um excuse me but you’re taking up a lot of room and I need to sit-
Manspreader: FEMINIST SHIT!! I’M NOT MANSPREADING!!! YOU’RE JUST TRYING TO OPPRESS ME BECAUSE I HAVE A DICK. GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN YOU FEMINIST SNOWFLAKE BITCH!!!!
by Blaheiejrisjeirriej September 8, 2019
Manspreading is the physical manifestation of small dick energy, a biological mutation that evolved in some human males to trick potential mates and/or perceived physical threats into believing there is a big dick present where, in fact, none exists.
That small-dick guy on Urban Dictionary keeps saying that feminists created the term 'manspreading' because feminist women don't appreciate the enormous power of a big dick, while said small-dick guy also claims that dicks are easily crushed/suffocated/damaged by being in close proximity to human flesh.
by Baddubdad May 29, 2020
A feminist term used to discriminate against people with external genitalia who needs to spread their legs to sit comfortably.
"Look at the man over there, he is clearly oppressing women by Manspreading to claim dominance in the name of the patriarchy! ".
by DeadGoat March 7, 2023
Parking a large truck too far away from the curb, causing oncoming traffic to veer around said large vehicle.
I just had to swerve all the way to left side of the road to get around that F-350 parked outside the 7-11; textbook vehicular manspreading.
by shawondunstonfanclub August 27, 2017