Mike Mangini

One of the greatest and fastest drummers to ever be born, and the current drummer for Dream Theater. Considered to be the inverse of John Petrucci, due to his ability to rupture space and time by playing over a billion notes per second. Like Petrucci, he has limited himself to 2000 notes per second which only causes severe head pains whereas anything more than 2500 notes per second causes the human head to explode, due to the overload of greatness. This being the reason he decided to leave Berklee, because of the student's heads exploding because they thought they were worthy of God. He is also considered one of the best wearers of the heavy metal soul patch, much to the disdain of Jordan Rudess.

Iran better chill, or We'll send in Mike Mangini.

by Riggs1995 November 27, 2013

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reverse mangina

When a girl pulls out her vagina and rearranges her floppy labia to look like a big old dick

Invented by CollegeHumor

Instructions: Drop trau, turn aroun', turn that frown... upside down.

Veronica: I'm so upset, I have no plans for Saturday night
Betty: I know what will cheer you up. Check out my reverse mangina

by Topes October 19, 2009

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pull a mangini

Eric Mangini is the current Cleveland Brown's coach and he once said that "He was going to take the Browns to the Super Bowl." While this is never going to happen it has become a popular euphemism for dropping a duece. It also provides a nice cover when talking around girls as they do not typically know who eric mangini is.

Guy 1: Bro i got to pull a mangini if you know what i mean.

Guy 2: Ya i got ya

Girl 1: What does that mean?

Guy 1: shhhh, go make me a sandwhich.

by BeavertonBeaver69 January 2, 2011

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Maginot Line

A wonderful example of how well-laid plans can be screwed up by something you thought was good luck.

Impressive line of military fortifications on the Franco-German border built in the years prior to 1940, designed to force the Germans to repeat the Schlieffen Plan of 1914 attack France through Belgium, if at all.

And, indeed, this is precisely what the Germans had planned to do, and the French had planned to stop. And all would have been well for the French, if a German idiot flying out to brief a forward commander hadn't essentially sent a copy of the invasion plans to French high command, forcing the Germans to come up with a new plan.

They did. It involved the Ardennes, which was the place the French hadn't bothered to seriously defend.

Ouch.

The Ardennes are impassable. This sector is not dangerous

(Of course, the French commanders weren't exactly blameless. In French army maneouvres, 1938, the attacking commander used Rundtstedt's plan almost exactly and managed to break through with a quarter of his forces).

by Stuart Fraser November 20, 2003