mandem joking

when a man says something to a man/gyal portraying it as a joke bc he ent confident enough to ask it for real. if they take it as a joke they act as if it was a joke the whole time, if they take it genuinely then they pretend they was serious or vice versa depending on which way advantages them.

as well as this the phrase can also be used if the opposite person knows what the phrase means

example of mandem joking:

question: “ay clare you’re looking peng still you tryna fuck... haha”

reply1: “nah fuck off”
response1: “haha i was joking relax”

reply2: “when you thinking hunni?”
response2: “my gaff at 9”

example of using the phrase:

“cum on my tits... hahaha mandem joking”

by KINGNUTSACK December 11, 2019

mandersnatch

a term used to describe someone with resting grimace face.

She's so cool once she drops the mandersnatch

by Ropertamenson November 30, 2021

Mandels

1. A tacky form of sandels worn by males in warm weather, or sometimes (sadly) year-round. Toe hair generally protrudes from the appendages and repulses any passerby.

2. A ridiculously beautiful male specimen; a sexy man that you unclothe with your eyes every moment you see him. Often compared to God.

1. Which pair of mandels should I wear to the beach today?

2. I made Mandels open my locker.

by Chris and Resh December 19, 2005

mandem

simply put, an alternative way of saying friend

'yes yes mandem, is it true that your dad has one leg?'

by Issah May 26, 2006

Manderscheiding

The act of becoming absolutely useless at work. Usually happens around 30 minutes before work ends. The body slouches the eyes become dull and or crossed. The spine goes limp, you begin to drool and you are nothing more than a pile of goo, with Zombie like tendencies.

4:30 PM rolled around and Bob started to look like a Zombie as his body began Manderscheiding.

by StuckAtWork April 11, 2014

Mandemise

Mandemise

Verb

To abuse upstanding, good and proper words and phrases, roughly rendering them into the fashion of “Roadman” or “Mandem” parlance. To take the King’s English and make it all dutty. To bring about the demise of Man.

“I say my good fellow, you couldn’t provide me with a cup of tea could you? I’m parched” “Nah you gotta mandemise dat - yo bossman beg u set me dat ting <gestures wildly at teapot>, man needs refreshment you get me?”

by goobstation August 25, 2019

bare mandem

used to describe lots of friends/hommies

I ran into bare mandem at the club

by drippybexx] June 17, 2018