mandatary

Being 'asked' to volunteer, but it is actually mandatory. Being 'asked' is just a pleasantry. (see also: volun-told)

"They're asking us to volunteer for the event at work tomorrow."
"Man, forget that shit."
"I forgot to mention, it's mandatary."

by mister garbage August 17, 2016

Manbearpigdogcowgoatbeaver

The manbearpigdogcowgoatbeaver is equally dangerous... if not more dangerous than the great manbearpig itself. The manbearpigdogcowgoatbeaver goes by many aliases, such as flying bison, sky bison, and Appa. To see a rare photograph of the manbearpigdogcowgoatbeaver stealing children to feed its young, google "fxguide appa" (without quotes), click the first link, then click the first image under the heading "Fur, water and digital doubles".

The manbearpigdogcowgoatbeaver is half man, half bear, half pig, half dog, half cow, half goat, and half beaver which all adds up to one cerealsly dangerous monster.

by DragonflyNii January 24, 2011

manbearpig

the single biggest threat to our planet. something out there which threatens our very existence and may be the end to the human race as we know it. i'm talking of course, about... "manbearpig." it is a creature which roams the earth alone. it is half man, half bear, and half pig! some people say that manbearpig isn't real. well, i'm here to tell you now, manbearpig is very real, and he most certainly exists! i'm cereal... manbearpig doesn't care who you are or what you've done. manbearpig simply wants to get you! i'm super cereal...

manbearpig is Al Gore's way of getting friends because he doesn't have any.

I'M SUPER DUPER CEREAL!! EXCELCIOR!!!

by manbearpig May 9, 2006

manbearpig

According to Al Gore, the end of all humankind as we know it.

It's ManBearPig, not PigBearMan.

by timothy duncan May 9, 2006

manbearpig

1/2 man 1/2 bear 1/2 pig

al gore: hi, im al gore and i'm here to raise awareness of manbearpig

by troymusefan May 3, 2007

manbearpig

A figment of Al Gore's mathematically impaired creativity. Al Gore obviously did not pass high school mathematics.

half man + half bear + half pig = the mathematical monstrousity that is manbearpig

by beckhendrix February 5, 2007

manbearpig

A fictional character created by Al Gore in an episode of southpark. Gore creates manbearpig to get attention, and then later claims to kill him, thus making him the savior of southpark. Nobody cares.

"manbearpig is coming, and i am SUPER CEREAL"
-Al Gore

by slothshs May 15, 2006