Malverne

Super small wealthy town by the south shore of Long Island. A bunch of Irish people who know how to party hard. All the teens hangout in town and it’s not uncommon to see a pile of 20 bikes outside of Angelo’s pizza. There’s really only one busy road in malverne and that’s Hempstead Ave, which isn’t that busy. Most malverne kids go to catholic school but the public school kids and the catholic school kids all hangout together. All the boys wear khakis with Nike sneakers while the girls wear their hair up, nike elite socks, and sweatpants. There are about 10 public parks all within walking distance. Malverne is only a few minutes away from the water so during the summer if a malvernite is not in malverne, they’re in Long Beach. Most malvernites are Catholic and when you walk into Our Lady of Lourdes Church, you see the same people you’ve been seeing for ever, no one new. Everyone knows everyone and there’s a strong community vibe in malverne.

- Hey what’s going on tonight?

- I heard there’s a party in malverne tonight

- Hell yeah! Those malvernites know how to party!

by Reviews101 April 21, 2018

Maveen

Name given to boys born in the season of mangoes.

Strong, built and guy every girl falls for.

He is the ultimate guy out there and they know it. Even guys drool over him.

And he is a genius with machines and tools.

Be like maveen.

by Jdphilip February 25, 2019

Malvern

Town in southeastern Pennsylvania located about 20 miles east of Philly. The Borough of Malvern is home to 3,500 geriatrics who all go to 1 pharmacy, 1 convenience store, and 47 antique stores. The borough is about 1 square mile but all the business is located in one half, the blacks have their section and the rich have their place (though they seem to be taking over the black sections). People think they are from Malvern, but most are retards because Malvern mailing address is the size of Cuba. Also sometimes referred to as bumblefuck, PA

1. "We're rich and Catholic! Let's move to Malvern"
2. "We're black and Baptist! Let's move out of Malvern"
3. "We're old! Let's die in Malvern"
Uh, DERP!

by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 20, 2004

Malvern Prep

a homosexual rich school where guys exchange rim jobs

my anus is sore from visiting malvern las t nite, and my wallet is now empty

by Malvern is gay May 6, 2005

Malvern

I'm sick of all these definitions about Malvern. I grew up in Malvern, I have family there still. I got into University of Toronto (downtown) though, full scholarship. I'm tamil. I lived in Malvern for a good 17 years, I don't remember any deaths, shootings, friends killing friends on principle or for any other reason! My parents, and many of the other residents of Malvern, no matter what race, were/are first year immigrants and worked their asses off in order to escape persecution in their home country to get to Canada. In my graduating year of high school, almost all of the students went to University or College. A lot to UofT Scarborough, since this university is IN Malvern.

Quit talking nonsence about Malvern. You've never lived here, taken a step in here, SO WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE YOU HAVE?!

by Informed. August 31, 2006

Malvern

YOUR GRAVE

welcome to Malvern, this is now your grave.

by DetroitDrycleaning April 13, 2019

Malvern College

Malvern College is a coeducational independent school located on a 250 acre campus near the town centre of Malvern, Worcestershire in England. Founded on 25 January 1865, until 1992, the College was a secondary school for boys aged 13 to 18. Following a series of mergers, with private primary schools like Hillstone and a girl's school called Ellerslie, it has since become coeducational with pupils from 3 to 19 years old. As at February 2008 the school had a total of 600 pupils, of which 477 were boarders aged 12 – 19. The school is known for its innovative approaches to education and for sports. Among its alumni are at least two Prime Ministers, two Nobel Laureates and an Olympic Gold medalist. The novelist C. S. Lewis, author of The Chronicles of Narnia was also a former student of the school. It is a member of the Headmasters' and Headmistresses' Conference and of the Rugby Group of British independent schools.

"Hey what school you at?"

"Malvern College"

by TICKLD November 22, 2011