Joe Malloy is a godly expanse of shimmering manliness. Women climax when he looks their way, but stays true to whomever he's with. His penis tears lesser women apart. The sheer size of his ejaculation would rupture your kidneys and lungs.
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Look at Daniel Christie, he looks malnourished. Yeah his family only feeds him potatoes for dinner once every two days.
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When somebody uses their parent-figure as a reason to look important.
Also known as a daddy-boy/momma-boy.
Also known as a daddy-boy/momma-boy.
This professor once gave a university student a C on a philosophy paper. She looked at him and said: “Do you know who my father is?”
Now that's some Draco Malfoy-ing over there!
Now that's some Draco Malfoy-ing over there!
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"He's not coming into work tonight. It's the weekend. He has Malloytis."
"July 4th and she's calling off? She must have Malloytis."
"July 4th and she's calling off? She must have Malloytis."
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Get the Lucius Malfoy mug.Harry Potter's supposed "arch-nemesis" in the series by J.K. Rowling. Blond, arrogant, rich and devoted to making all Gryffindors' (particularly Harry and co.) lives hell as often as possible. Usually accompanied by his brute lackeys Crabbe and Goyle. His father Lucius Malfoy is a certified P.I.M.P. with that snake-head cane.
Personally, we think he's dead sexy, but regrettably admit to being biased because of our Tom Felton fanhood. Harry/Draco, bitches.
Personally, we think he's dead sexy, but regrettably admit to being biased because of our Tom Felton fanhood. Harry/Draco, bitches.
Draco Malfoy loves to make Harry's situation hard...in all senses of the word.
Paper: Draco Malfoy is one sexy ferret bastard, ain't he?
Pantry: Indubitably.
Paper: Can't wait til "Goblet of Fire" hits theaters.
Paper: Draco Malfoy is one sexy ferret bastard, ain't he?
Pantry: Indubitably.
Paper: Can't wait til "Goblet of Fire" hits theaters.
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